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1996: Last Of Magdalene Laundry Workers Finally Cured Of Sin
HUNDREDS of priests, bishops and cardinals today attended an emotional ceremony to mark the closure of Ireland’s last operating Magdalene Laundry. A group ... -
WWN Guide To Mass GAA Brawls
WITH mass GAA brawls continuing to thrill the close knit GAA community, WWN decided to provide a handy guide to ... -
Taylor Swift Cures Aids
THE world’s media is today reporting that popular singer and songwriter Taylor Swift has found a cure to aids. The ... -
Bickering Kids Know Dad Has No Notion Of Turning The Car Around
A TRIO of young boys have decided to continue fighting and yelling at each other while on a road trip ... -
New Ginger Emojis To Be Used Primarily To Bully Gingers
CELEBRATIONS carried out by the world’s ginger community upon securing new ginger emojis have proved to be short lived after ... -
Irish Mother To Continue Reading Headlines Out Loud While Browsing Newspaper
DESPITE protests from each of her four children, an Irish mother stationed in Kilkenny has issued a statement in which ... -
937 New Burrito Restaurants Confirmed For Dublin In 2016
THERE was good news on the jobs front today, with the announcement that Dublin city is to open 937 new ... -
Ireland Still Carrying Extra Christmas Weight From 2006
IRELAND has defended its recent slide toward an obesity epidemic by pointing out it is still carrying a lot of ... -
Father’s Day Downgraded To Father’s Hour After Lack Of Interest
AFTER yesterday’s Father’s Day celebrations came to a close the official body responsible for the worldwide event admitted that next ... -
Girlfriend Definitely Cheating On You, Confirms Paranoia
ACCORDING to that nagging voice in your head spurred on by an acute case of paranoia, your girlfriend is cheating ... -
Taoiseach Accuses Adams Of Cheating During Dail Sports Day
THE annual Dail sports day descended into farce after Enda Kenny called Gerry Adams’ win in the all-party egg ‘n ... -
Plastic Rings Being Damaged By Rogue Sea Creatures, Warn Contaminist Group
CONTAMNIST group Brownpeace have today warned of a large number of plastic ring can holders being damaged by rogue sea ...
