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Glastonbury Now Smellable From Space
AS the dawn breaks across the grounds of Glastonbury this morning following this year’s festival, scientists have confirmed that the ... -
WWN GAA: Gardaí Identify Remains Of Kildare Team
GARDAÍ have confirmed that the mutilated carcass discovered on the pitch at Croke Park yesterday evening is indeed the remains ... -
Nation To Fight Over Tennis Courts For 2 Weeks As Wimbledon Begins
THE Minister for Justice Frances Fitzgerald has approved additional funding today to allow for an increased Garda presence at the ... -
“We’re Gonna Need A Bigger Sign” – Westboro Baptist Church
MEMBERS of the controversial Westboro Baptist Church, a notorious anti-homosexuality group, have reacted to the decision by the Supreme Court ... -
Children’s Playground In Waterford Park Destroyed By Cursing Overnight
THOUSANDS of euros worth of damage was done to a children’s playground in Waterford city last night by what Gardaí ... -
Taoiseach Bravely Says Exactly What He’s Been Told To Say On Greece
IRELAND’s Taoiseach Enda Kenny has had praise heaped on him by the EU, the ECB and the IMF following his ... -
270 Job Losses At Liberty Insurance Will Be More Like 450 When Final Quote Comes ...
THERE was bad news on the jobs front this morning as Liberty Insurance announced that it would be shedding 270 ... -
Tayto Park Unveils New Emotional Roller Coaster
HOT on the heels of the immensely impressive Cu Chulainn roller coaster, the ever-expanding Tayto Park has announced yet another ... -
Katie Taylor To Coach Conor McGregor On How To Win Fights And Shut Up About ...
OLYMPIC gold medalist Katie Taylor has become the latest member of “The Notorious” Conor McGregor’s backroom staff, where she will ... -
Country Asks Nordies To Keep It Down Up There
THE 26 counties which comprise the Republic of Ireland have today begun banging on the ceiling of the country with ... -
Fairy Liquid Manufacturers Make Annual Appeal To Fairy Sperm Donors
FAIRY LIQUID manufacturers Proctor and Gamble have made their annual appeal to the Nation’s indigenous fairy population, as their stockpiles ... -
5 Things Ireland Still Had During Italia 90
TODAY marks the 25th anniversary of the infamous day when “a nation held its breath”, as the Republic of Ireland ...
