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Poor Ickle José Got A Boo Boo And Can’t Pow Pow
THE UFC confirmed today that poor ickle Jose Aldo got a boo boo and can’t pow pow, forcing him to ... -
Greece Now Accepting Plates As Legal Tender
THE Hellenic Republic of Greece will temporarily accept plates as a legal tender while its national bank begins the tedious ... -
Cattle Auctioneers Admit To Just Talking Shite Half The Time
AUCTIONEERS at livestock markets across the country have finally confirmed what people have suspected for years; that when it comes ... -
FUTUREWATCH: Ireland’s Obesity Crisis 2030
IN the latest of WWN’s groundbreaking FUTUREWATCH series, we cast our futuristic eyes forward to the Ireland of 2030 which ... -
“I Watch You Sleep” – Mark Zuckerberg
IN a revalatory Facebook post Mark Zuckerberg confirmed the long running rumours that he watches you sleep. Posting on the ... -
Weirdo Sitting Alone In Cafe Not Even On His Phone
A COMPLETE weirdo sitting at a table in a local cafe hasn’t once checked his phone, despite being there for ... -
5 Things You Can Do With Your Extra ‘Leap Second’
FOR the first time in three years, scientists will tonight ‘add’ another second to the world’s most accurate atomic clocks, ... -
Third Seoige Sister Discovered Locked Up In Basement
GARDAÍ are today investigating claims that a third Seoige sister, Síofra, has been discovered in a basement in Galway earlier ... -
Croke Park To Be Re-Named ‘Irish Water Stadium’
IN a deal rumoured to be worth €250 million, the GAA have agreed to re-brand Croke Park following negotiations with ... -
Kanye West Invents ‘Music’ During Glastonbury Headlining Slot
DESPITE dividing opinion, Kanye West’s set at Galstonbury is set to go down in the history books as the rapper ... -
These Women Spent 15 Minutes In The Bathroom Bitching About Their Friend… What Happened Next ...
WHEN friends Ciara, Roisin and Ally gathered in the toilets of The Front Door pub in Galway on Saturday evening ... -
Irish People ‘Furious’ After Greeks Get New Bank Holiday
THE Irish public were this morning united in fury after Greek ministers declared today to be a bank holiday, in ...
