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HSE Mark International Nurses Day By Emailing Staff Link To Cheap Flights Abroad
THE HSE were quick to put on record their immense debt of gratitude for its nurses on International Nurses Day, ... -
US Republicans Double Checking Overturning Roe V Wade Doesn’t Affect Abortions For Their Mistresses
A LAST MINUTE potential stumbling block to US states overturning Roe V Wade on foot of a leaked Supreme Court ... -
Israel In Danger Of Having US Military Aid Increased After Killing Of Journalist
FEARS are in no way growing for the fate of US military aid to Israel in the wake of its ... -
Hunger Games Reboot To Be Set In Ireland’s Rental Market
A REBOOT of the Jennifer Lawrence starring mega franchise is set to take place entirely inside Ireland’s rental market. Hollywood ... -
Read Exclusive Excerpts From Bono’s Memoir
AFTER receiving a 1,700 page first draft from U2 frontman Bono, the publishers of his forthcoming autobiography have finally managed ... -
Today In Government Apologies: Selling Babies
THE government has spun it’s ‘big wheel o’ apologies’ and landed on ‘illegal birth registrations’, the fancy new term that ... -
Biden Accidentally Sends 40 Billion Aides To Ukraine
BEWILDERED and full of questions, an immeasurable number of White House interns and aides have been dumped off Lockheed C-5 ... -
Local Father Gone The Second ‘Rock ‘n’ Roll Kids’ Comes On Radio
CHEST PUFFED out and his lungs expelling every morsel of energy they can muster, local misty-eyed father Martin O’Conaty is ... -
Here’s Your Eurovision 2022 Drinking Game
THERE’S no way in the wide earthly world that the Eurovision song contest can be enjoyed sober, so here’s a ... -
Cabinet To Approve Maternity Hospital Deal Because What The Fuck Are You Going To Do ...
AWARE of the public’s complete apathy when it comes to protesting, the coalition government is set to plow on with ... -
Avatar Sequel Set For Release 10 Years After Last Person Stopped Caring
THE MOST anticipated movie sequel of 2010 is set for release in December 2022 prompting cinema goers to begin forming ... -
Putin’s Victory Day Speech Highlights
RUSSIA MARKED ‘Victory Day’ yesterday, celebrating the Soviet Union’s defeat of Nazi Germany in World War II. At the military ...
