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Meet The Policeman In Charge Of Wembley Euros Security
A CAREFULLY coordinated effort by a substantial group of very intelligent English football ‘fans’, probably ex-SAS, who outsmarted Wembley security ... -
“Racism Is Staying Home”
ENGLAND’s gallant run to the final of the Euros and subsequent loss to Italy in the cruelest fashion via penalties ... -
Replay Shows There Were Hundreds Of Balls On Pitch At Same Time
AS IF the awarding of England’s decisive penalty wasn’t scandalous enough, further replays of the build up to the incident ... -
It’s The PWWNERU (Penultimate WWN Euros Round Up)
WWN regrets to inform you that you must begin making preparations to live the rest of your life underground in ... -
WWN Previews England Vs Denmark
WHILE England have expressed their confusion at being inconvenienced by this evening’s foregone conclusion against Denmark, a mere 4 days ... -
It’s The NLDWWNERU (No Longer Daily WWN Euros Round Up)
A fantastic contest, the game between Spain and Italy was played at a quicker tempo than an EDM song stuck ... -
What To Do In The Event Of England Winning The Euros
WWN has have moved the England ‘It’s Coming Home’ Doomsday Clock forward by five minutes to 11:55PM, the closest it ... -
It’s The JIBOBYKIERU (Jaysus, It’ll Be Over Before You Know Euros Round Up)
WWN SPORT has always upheld the highest standards in its regular Euros round ups. The content is beyond reproach and ... -
Irish Shops Sell Out Of Ukraine Jerseys
EUROS fever has finally hit Ireland and it is currently spreading quicker than the Delta variant as Irish retailers struggle ... -
English Hooligans Left Devastated After Their Team Loses 2-0
AS THE WAVE of euphoria from England’s 2-0 victory dies down, for many the pain of defeat remains severe and ... -
It’s The FSGWWNERU (Fuck Sake Germany WWN Euros Round Up)
IT WAS a frustrating watch at 5pm as TV directors insisted on showing football during the popular ‘Shots Of David ... -
The NLDWWNERU (No Longer Daily WWN Euros Round Up)
YET ANOTHER day of a disappointing action in a dreary sleep-inducing Euros. The 8pm kickoff saw France stroll home easy ...
