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Goths Battle Skateboard Kids For Control Of Central Bank Territory
IN what is set to be one of the most bloodless battles the city of Dublin has ever known, two ... -
Irish Dancing Now Contains 80% More Slut-Dropping
ADDITIONS to the choreography of Irish Dancing over the past few years has led to a huge rise in the ... -
Government To Hand Out Free Hangers To Women Who Can’t Afford Trip To England
IN order to fend off any attempt by Repeal The 8th campaigners to pressure for a referendum on abortion in ... -
Father Shouting At Son’s Football Match Providing Gentle, Psychologically Scarring Support
A FATHER of one has been praised by followers of Hermitage Albion under 8s football team after a spirited volley ... -
Electric Picnic Line-Up Unfortunately Includes Your Cousin’s Shitty Band
YESTERDAY’S announcement of the 2016 Electric Picnic line-up was met with jubilation by music lovers across the country, with the ... -
Lovin’ Waterford: Check Out This Handy Recipe For Making Cocaine
WHO doesn’t love cocaine? NOBODY. But sometimes you’re just UGH, too lazy to go get some. Well, fuck that noise; ... -
Fianna Fáil Voters Wondering How Americans Voting For Trump Can Be So Stupid
THOUSANDS of Irish people who voted for Fianna Fáil in the recent general election have taken to social media to ... -
Kenny Receives Three Penalty Points For Reckless U-Turn
CURRENT Taoiseach Enda Kenny has been slapped with three penalty points and an 80 euro on-the-spot fine after pulling a ... -
Mummified Remains Of Election Count Staff Found After 19th Count
AN INVESTIGATION is underway after the bodies of 39 counting staff were found mummified at their desks in a midlands ... -
Motor Premiums To Rise Because None Of Your Fucking Business
SEVERAL motor insurance companies across the country have announced a 20% hike in premiums this week after it was revealed ... -
Cat Just Going To Lick Its Arsehole For Another Few Minutes
A DUBLIN based cat is going to spend the next few minutes spread eagled on its owner’s sitting room floor ... -
Stunning Bridesmaid Arrested For Stealing Bride’s Thunder
A BRIDESMAID faces a potential prison sentence following unsettling scenes at a Waterford church which saw the woman upstaging the ...
