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Outgoing TDs Find Themselves Driving Past Dáil Even Though It’s Not On Their Way Home
DOZENS of TDs who failed to retain their seats in February’s general election have admitted that sometimes they’ll find themselves ... -
Rural Criminal Gang Glad It Doesn’t Live In Dublin
A TIPPERARY based criminal gang is said to be in a state of shock today following news that a similar ... -
Fine Gael Urge Simon Coveney To Shut His Fucking Yap
SENIOR members of Fine Gael have taken the minister for agriculture out into the hall and urged him in no ... -
7 Things That Could Happen If There’s A Fianna Fáil/Fine Gael Coalition
MANY voters are worried about the fallout from a potential Fianna Fáil/Fine Gael coalition, but honestly everyone should just relax, ... -
Traffic Chaos As Transformer Battle Breaks Out On The M50
COMMUTERS on the M50 heading home from work will see severe delays as a battle between the Autobots and their ... -
‘Stop Making Tea Wrong’ People Who Add The Milk First Told
A STRICT set of instructions have been issued to a dissident group of tea makers in Ireland, who have previously ... -
Nation Enters Drinking Bootcamp Ahead Of Paddy’s Day
IN an attempt to learn from mistakes made in previous years, the Nation has begun day one of an exhaustive ... -
AIB Admit They Don’t Know What A Tracker Mortgage Is
DESPITE previous efforts by the financial regulator to educate the Irish people on financial affairs, AIB have come out and ... -
Tearful Men Shave Their Beards & Begin Burning Their 3-Piece Suits
THE fallout from a shocking UFC 196 continues this morning as mournful masses of young Irish men began to shave ... -
Paul Murphy Hoping Jury Has Seen ‘Making A Murderer’
DUBLIN TD Paul Murphy is hoping the majority of the jury in his upcoming trial has watched the engrossing Netflix ... -
Donegal Tourist Board Member Arrested For Staging The Northern Lights
A COUNTY Donegal man was arrested this morning after Gardai acted on a search warrant, in which they found over ... -
Local Woman Doesn’t Care What The Weather Is Like, She’s Wearing Shades
ASSERTING her constitutional right to look as good as possible whenever the opportunity, regardless of the weather, Waterford city resident ...
