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Denis O’Brien Warned That He May Suffer Withdrawal Symptoms If He Doesn’t Sue Someone Soon
BELOVED business tycoon Denis O’Brien has been advised by medical practitioners that he should sue someone as early as possible, ... -
“I Did It For Ireland” – Defends Healy Rae Attacker
KERRY TD Michael Healy Rae is said to be recovering well in hospital after a failed assassination attempt on his ... -
Everyone To Strike For Better Wages Now The Good Times Are Back
AFTER the successful recovery of the Irish economy, highlighted extensively by the Labour-Fine Gael coalition over the last 24 months, ... -
Post Paddy’s Day Clean Up To Cost €14.5 Billion
THE total cost of the post-Paddy’s Day clean up has already reached €14.5 billion, the highest on record in the ... -
Runaway English Paddy’s Day Float Crashes Into GPO
A MAJOR incident is unfolding at the St. Patrick’s Day parade in Dublin city centre, WWN has learned. GardaÃ, the ... -
Local Man Looks Nothing Like His Tinder Photos
A SLEW of disappointed Tinder users have come forward to report that Dublin man Ryan Hughes bears a striking dissimilarity ... -
Kenny Makes Most Of Washington Visit With Trip To Hooters
“IF you’re going to be a bear, be a grizzly,” sighed Enda Kenny last night, downing shot after shot in ... -
Nation Has Until Easter Sunday To Learn All 1916 Leader’s Names Off By Heart
A PANICKED Nation is now furiously consulting Wikipedia in the hope of learning all of the names of the leaders ... -
“We’ll Continue Crashing Into Cars Until Our Demands Are Met” – Warn LUAS Drivers
COMMUTERS in Dublin were left fearing for their lives this afternoon after yet another LUAS attack on a city centre ... -
Leprechaun Hat-Beard Declared Funniest Thing Of All Time
IF you’re hoping to be regarded as a total legend this St. Patrick’s day, then you better get yourself to ... -
Anger Building Towards Learner Driver Who Won’t Speed Or Run Red Lights
THERE has been growing frustration and anger at a learner driver on the N2 this afternoon, who had driven from ... -
Dublin Girl ‘Totally Chilled Out’ After First Yoga Class
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly has had a completely transformative experience after 30 minutes of a beginner’s yoga class, WWN can ...
