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Government To Spend Extra €500 Million Tax Revenue On Scratch Cards
AN UNEXPECTED boost in tax revenue is set to be spent by the government on a large quantity of scratch ... -
Broken-Up Couple To Only Ride Each Other Four Or Five More Times
FOLLOWING the arrival at a mutual decision that they hated each others guts, one Waterford couple have signed an agreement ... -
Average College Thesis Just 2,000 Words Of Bullshit Shy Of Word Count
THE Nation’s thesis students are currently on average just 2,000 words of bullshit shy of their word count total, despite ... -
Dalkey Cat Leaves Carcass Of Artisan Sandwich Outside Owners Back Door
A LOCAL Dalkey cat has left a gift at the back door of its owners home as is custom with ... -
Carlow Man Uses Tattoo To Display Proud Maori Heritage
ONE man is to commemorate his hitherto-unheard of Maori heritage in a fearsome full-sleeve tribal tattoo, guaranteed to strike fear ... -
“I Have No Idea What I’m Doing” Enda Kenny
THE latest in our WWN Voices series sees the country’s Taoiseach contemplate the fact he has no idea what he’s ... -
Early Census Information Reveals 120% Of The Nation Is Catholic
WITH Census enumerators in the midst of collecting census forms from the Nation’s households, one trend is emerging which suggests ... -
Sinn Féin Cancel Ardfheis Rap Battle
IN an attempt to diminish the negative effects of the PR disaster stemming from Gerry Adams’s disastrous weekend on Twitter, ... -
Dublin Crime Gangs Announce Job Vacancies
THERE was good news on the jobs front today, as several Dublin crime syndicates announced a number of vacancies, available ... -
Rural Areas Need Porn Too, Say Broadband Campaigners
ALMOST three quarters of a million people in rural areas are without access to stunning HD lesbo MILFs and other ... -
Food Safety Authority Shuts Down Nando’s For Failing To Adhere To New Cheeky Guidelines
THE country’s Nando’s restaurants have all been ordered to close their doors by the Food Safety Authority (FSA) after failing ... -
FF And FG Agree To Pretend Scrapping Water Charges
AFTER endless talks and negotiations, Irish political Parties Fine Gael and Fianna Fail have agreed to pretend scrapping all water ...
