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“I Do Not Accept Communion Donations Less Than €50”
In the latest from WWN’s Opinion series, we offer a platform to people who really don’t deserve it. Today is ... -
Government Announce Sequel To Irish Water
DUE to popular demand, the Irish government has announced the stunning sequel to one of Ireland’s most beloved and celebrated ... -
Bloomsday Marred By Twats
REPORTS are reaching WWN towers suggesting that this year’s Bloomsday celebrations are being marred by the appearance of several insufferable lovies ... -
Taoiseach Chains Himself To Big Ben, Begs Britain To Stay In EU
A DESPERATE Enda Kenny has chained himself to Big Ben in an attempt to convince voters in Britain to vote ... -
People Injured In Temple Bar Arch Collapse To Be Charged €100 Each
TWO people injured when a portion of the arch leading into Dublin’s Temple Bar area will receive a bill of ... -
Dublin Is Basically Europe’s New York, Insist Dubliners
LOCAL Dublin residents have informed the rest of Ireland, and Europe that while not meaning to sound boastful, their city ... -
Some Bitch Talking Behind Your Back
WWN has learned that at this present moment in time some sly bitch is definitely talking behind your back. While ... -
Stephen Hawking Drafted In To Explain Irish Rental Market
HE may be famous for helping so many people comprehend the complex machinations at work in the universe, but the ... -
HSE Spontaneously Combusts
THERE has been widespread shock and confusion at the news that Ireland’s national health executive, the HSE, has spontaneously combusted. ... -
Insurance Premiums Increase 7000% In Last 24 Hours Due To The Weather Or Something
CAR insurance firms have defended the 7000% increase in insurance premiums in the last 24 hours, citing the weather or ... -
Leaving Cert Student Acting Like He’s The Only One To Ever Do The Exams
A VISIBLY stressed and panicked Leaving Cert student has taken self-centred behaviour to a shocking new level with the commencement ... -
Dublin Girl To Give This Ramadan Diet A Go
DUBLIN girl Emer Reilly was overjoyed to discover a new diet fad called ‘Ramadan’ which she intends to embrace fully ...
