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“Caution Wet Paint” – Blue Wall Lashes Out Over Cian Healy Comments
THE BLUE wall at the centre of a heated ‘repeal the 8th’ debate has broken its silence today after Irish ... -
AIB To Give €1.76Bn Owed To The State Back To Public Via ATM Giveaways
THE public has until the end of the day to collect their share of the €1.76 billion loan repayment AIB ... -
Giant Mural Which Forced People To Have Abortions Removed From Wall
A GIANT mural which has caused an involuntary impulse in passers by to immediately carry out abortions has been removed ... -
“Suing People Is Harder Than It Looks” – Irish Trillionaire Declan O’Ryan
WWN’s visionary owner and all round infallible genius Declan O’Ryan bestows yet more priceless business wisdom on you, our dear ... -
HSE Staff Take To Selling Drugs In Order To Fund Ambulance Services
AN investigation has been launched into a disturbing incident which allegedly saw some National Ambulance Service staff take to selling ... -
NAMA Inquiry To Be Finished Before Next Property Crash, Promise Government
THE GOVERNMENT has given a firm commitment that any potential inquiry into the sale of NAMA’s Project Eagle property portfolio ... -
Average Salary Of An Accountant Still The Most Exciting Thing About An Accountant
NEWS that the average salary of a chartered accountant in Ireland has climbed to over €100,000, has served as another ... -
Simon Harris To Hand Out Medical Cards Like He’s Oprah
“YOU get a medical card!” cried Minister For Health Simon Harris this morning, excitedly. “And you get a medical card! ... -
Nation’s Property Developers Meet To Discuss How To Fuck Over Nation Again
HUDDLED in a quiet corner of a pub in Dublin, the Nation’s surviving property developers spent the morning pouring over ... -
Waterford Man Found Drowned In Own Arse Gravy
ATTEMPTS today to resuscitate a Waterford man found face down in a pool of his own arse gravy were unsuccessful, ... -
Waterford Man ‘Fucking Thrilled’ Galway Won European Capital Of Culture Bid
A COUNTY Waterford man was said to be ‘fucking thrilled’ today after hearing news Galway won with its bid for ... -
Unemployed & Aimless Man Can’t Believe Ex Is Marrying Successful Businessman
LOCAL unemployed Darragh Hassion is at a loss to explain why his ex-girlfriend is now engaged to a driven and ...
