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Man Praised For Unique Talent Of Making Things Worse Every Time He Opens His Mouth
AN IRISH man is receiving praise for his superhuman ability to make things worse every time he opens his mouth. ... -
Dilemma As World Forced To Take Sides As Two Paedophile Protecting Institutions Continue Online Spat
“DON’T MAKE ME choose, eating glass is preferable to either of these options” confirmed one local man as he learned ... -
Appeals For Calm Met With Deranged Wailing
GENERAL appeals for calm and rational behaviour has been met with deranged wailing, WWN can report. “It’s unclear of the ... -
Trump Announces Latest Plan To Massively Manipulate Stock Market To Enrich Himself & Inner Circle
WITH THE ANNOUNCEMENT over the weekend when stock markets were closed that he would block the Strait of Hormuz, Donald ... -
Cork Man Runs Out Of Petrol Driving Around Looking For Petrol Station That Isn’t Out ...
A LOCAL CORK man has spoken of his frustration during a search for an open and stocked petrol station yesterday ... -
Man-Bun Slash Hook Man Favourite To Make Appearance At Next Year’s Ballinrobe Patrick’s Day Parade
A VIRAL SENSATION as part of a shocking incident that could have gone very wrong and ended in violence, ‘man-bun ... -
Waterford Denies Bribing Condé Nast To Be Named Top Of Ireland’s Best Tourist Destinations
IN THE WAKE of being named the best of Ireland’s ‘7 Wonders’ by influential Condé Nast Traveller publication, Waterford has ... -
Local Man Confident Persistent Health Issue Will Resolve Itself If Ignored Long Enough
A LOCAL WATERFORD man is confidently expecting a number of symptoms which could mean he has bowel cancer, including tummy ... -
Road Gridlocked In Suspected Fuel Protest, Actually Just Slow Bollocks In Tractor
WHAT was initially thought to be part of a nationwide fuel protest has now been confirmed as local farmer Johnny ... -
“Fuck It, We’re Going To Mars,” Artemis Crew Decide To Keep On Going
THE crew of Artemis have confirmed they are simply going to keep going while they’re at it and are now ... -
“I’m Going To Die Soon So I’m Bringing Everyone With Me,” US President Reassures World ...
FOLLOWING an unhinged Easter Sunday morning rant threatening to bomb Iran into oblivion if he doesn’t get his way, US ...
