THE MUCH anticipated unveiling on Disney’s next big large scale resort is to take place this coming weekend in Tramore, County Waterford, WWN can confirm. Not content with prime locations in heavily populated metropolitan regions such as Los Angeles, Paris and Hong Kong, Disney has now turned its attention to Ireland’s premiere seaside resort. “I… Read more »
TODAY’S anti-climactic edition of the list of bereavements on Waterford Sound FM has left Lismore local Margaret Shelly feeling underwhelmed, with the 73-year-old admitting that ‘she’d hoped for a few more good ones in there’. Shelly went on to state that she can’t remember a death notices announcement that was so devoid of tragedy, gossip,… Read more »
WATERFORD hurling fans have broken their silence on the GAA’s unprecedented decision to just not go ahead with the Munster Hurling Championship this year. Admitting that if the championship had in fact gone ahead they would have only been too happy to participate, Waterford supporters and players spoke of their disappointment the powers that be… Read more »
SORRY to interrupt your daily browse for fucking blaa recipes and reviews of city hotspots that you can’t possibly afford to ever eat at except for your birthday once a year as a treat, but I have some great news. For me. I’ve sold my share in this hellsite for more money than you plebs… Read more »
WATERFORD CITY will be brought roaring into the 19th century with a new €280 million development along the north quays, reversing a trend of a complete lack of investment in the city and county for much of its entire history, WWN can confirm. The Saudi-backed development instantaneously erases Waterford people’s knowledge of war crimes in… Read more »
THE GAA has confirmed it is to end its highly controversial practice of only placing the visually impaired in umpire positions in All Ireland Hurling games. The welcome news comes after blind umpires failed to notice a goal scored by Tipperary against Waterford in Sunday’s Munster Championship clash was not in fact a goal, as… Read more »
AN Bórd Pleanála has confirmed that 3 valid objections to the development plans for Waterford’s North Quays have been received and will take up to 18 weeks for them to make a decision. Despite Waterford City & County Council publicly stating no objection was received last Thursday evening, allowing Taoiseach Leo Varadkar to deliver the good news to Waterford’s WIT arena the following… Read more »
WATERFORD residents have warned the rest of the country to refrain from listening to whatever it is Cork ‘thinks’ happened yesterday, reassuring the rest of Ireland that absolutely nothing of note was discovered in the Rebel county. Cork, known for its tendency to exaggerate and lie, has admittedly had a troubled relationship with Waterford, a… Read more »
LOCAL groundbreaking news service Waterford Whispers News has spoken exclusively to itself for the first time following the release of what it’s humbly calling the ‘greatest book of all time’. The title of ‘greatest book of all time’ more recently belonged to the 2011 Daniel O’Donnell calendar, but that masterpiece has finally been usurped. Containing, words,… Read more »
A SELF-appointed ‘Justice League’ which began patrolling Waterford city earlier this year has pulled off its first victory today, after telling off a number of youths hanging around outside Tesco who were said to be cursing quite loudly within earshot of shoppers. The superpower-less crime-fighting team, consisting of BlaaMan, the Tramore-nator, Crystal Girl and Boi… Read more »