ROGUE Kilkenny contaminators crossing the Waterford border to infect residents have been warned to stop trying to ruin the county’s reputation for being the best in terms of vaccine uptake, with the mayor calling for an outright ban on cats. The proposal comes after Waterford County was found to be three times the national virus… Read more »
WATERFORD council were busy today erecting an 8 foot fence around one of the city’s most renowned trouble-makers, instigators and roustabouts Cathal McKeown, in a bid to keep public order disruptions to a minimum over the bank holiday weekend. Eager to avoid scenes such as those in Dublin’s South William Street last weekend, WCC were… Read more »
TENS of people took to Tramore’s streets yesterday afternoon to demand better lighting for doggers in the car park and lower promenade area of the sea-side town. Up to 40 men, women and school teachers marched from O’Neill’s pub past Cahill’s shop and down to the amusement park in protest of the lack of visibility… Read more »
IN YET another example showcasing how the trying year that is 2020 has brought the generous spirit out in so many people, one Waterford chef is to make the Limerick hurling panel a meal free of charge ahead of their All-Ireland final appearance on Sunday. “It’s just a nice selfless gesture I suppose, I thought… Read more »
WATERFORD hurling management has confirmed it will not be partaking in the All Ireland final in December, stating that the team and county are happy enough as is, thanks. Following an amazing comeback beating Kilkenny by 4 points on Saturday, coaches and players agreed that just beating the Cats in Croke Park was all the… Read more »
THE MUCH anticipated unveiling on Disney’s next big large scale resort is to take place this coming weekend in Tramore, County Waterford, WWN can confirm. Not content with prime locations in heavily populated metropolitan regions such as Los Angeles, Paris and Hong Kong, Disney has now turned its attention to Ireland’s premiere seaside resort. “I… Read more »
TODAY’S anti-climactic edition of the list of bereavements on Waterford Sound FM has left Lismore local Margaret Shelly feeling underwhelmed, with the 73-year-old admitting that ‘she’d hoped for a few more good ones in there’. Shelly went on to state that she can’t remember a death notices announcement that was so devoid of tragedy, gossip,… Read more »
WATERFORD hurling fans have broken their silence on the GAA’s unprecedented decision to just not go ahead with the Munster Hurling Championship this year. Admitting that if the championship had in fact gone ahead they would have only been too happy to participate, Waterford supporters and players spoke of their disappointment the powers that be… Read more »
SORRY to interrupt your daily browse for fucking blaa recipes and reviews of city hotspots that you can’t possibly afford to ever eat at except for your birthday once a year as a treat, but I have some great news. For me. I’ve sold my share in this hellsite for more money than you plebs… Read more »
WATERFORD CITY will be brought roaring into the 19th century with a new €280 million development along the north quays, reversing a trend of a complete lack of investment in the city and county for much of its entire history, WWN can confirm. The Saudi-backed development instantaneously erases Waterford people’s knowledge of war crimes in… Read more »