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Donald Rumsfeld Is In Heaven, Insists CIA Report
DESPITE little to no evidence that such a thing is possible, leading figures within the CIA have insisted that former ... -
WWN Obituary: Dame Vera Lynn
THE death has occurred of Dame Vera Lynn in her 103rd year, following a long and difficult battle with disappointment ... -
EU Offers Refugees At Greek Border Free Fares To Northern Italy
IN a generous move, EU officials have confirmed that asylum seekers on Greek islands would be given financial incentives to ... -
Syrian Army Happy To Oblige Laughing Girl
WERE you one of the hundreds of thousands of people who were moved by the story of 3-year-old Salwa Mohammad ... -
US Military Suffering From Chronic Case Of Blue Balls
MEDICAL professionals are concerned for the US military which is reportedly suffering from a chronic case of blue balls, owing ... -
Outcomes Of Both World Wars Reversed After Man Chooses Not To Wear Poppy
THE FALLOUT from one man choosing not to wear a Remembrance Poppy has had disastrous consequences in Britain, inadvertently reversing ... -
“Anything Good On Netflix?” Your Yemen War Questions Answered
AS SAUDI Arabia continues to escalates its military activity in Yemen, committing war crime after war crime many people have ... -
Adorable Letter 8-Year-Old Wrote To Theresa May & Donald Trump Following Syrian Strikes
THE WORLD needs to see the adorable letters an 8-year-old girl wrote to Theresa May and Donald Trump after the ... -
“Oh, I Can’t See How This Could Backfire” World Says After Learning Of Trump/Jong Un ...
THE vast majority of the world’s 7.6 billion population sighed in a dejected manner after learning US leader Donald Trump ... -
Breaking: Yemen Almost Newsworthy
BREAKING: the famine in Yemen, made possible by the use of US weapons by Saudi Arabia to target and destroy ... -
Country No One Has Ever Heard Of Going Through Some Shit
News reports are reaching us here at WWN that a small island nation has been ravaged by the outbreak of ... -
Irish Lad Oddly Disappointed It Hasn’t All Kicked Off In Ukraine Yet
Roscommon man Niall Carey has expressed a worrying amount of displeasure at the fact that the continuing tensions between Russia ...
