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Failed Court Cases To Cost O’Brien Several Michael Lowrys
THE Supreme Court has ruled today that businessman Denis O’Brien’s privacy was not breached during a 2015 debate about the sale ... -
Thousands Of Lie-ins At Risk As EU Target Changing Of Clocks
THERE have been fresh calls for a discussion about a possible Irish exit from the European Union, following an EU ... -
Public Shocked To Learn Government In Bed With Multinationals
THE IRISH public let out a shrill cry before dramatically fainting after learning its government may have shown preferential treatment ... -
“Can I Sue My Old School?” Revealed As Ireland’s Most Googled Term
NEW data released by search engine Google and to a lesser extent search engine Bing have revealed that the most ... -
‘Toilet Seat’, ‘Plank’ & ‘Feces’ 2019’s Most Popular Baby Names
EDGING out mainstays like Jack, Emily, Conor and Amelia, the Central Statistic Office (CSO) has revealed the most popular (and ... -
St. Stephen’s Green Toilets Revealed To Be Cheapest Accommodation In Dublin
A NEW report has highlighted a loophole in the Dublin rental market that could save accommodation-seekers hundreds on their monthly ... -
Projected Cost Of Everything Should Be Multiplied By 10, Confirms Government
ALL BUT ADMITTING it is their current policy to pluck figures from their arses, the government has urged the public ... -
Local Man Suspects Wife Of Sneaking Quorn Into His Dinner
THERE was something about the smug way in which his wife enquired if he’d ‘enjoyed his dinner’ that has made ... -
Brexit Really Eating Into Dáil Bar Time, State TDs
TDs have spent the majority of today locked in crunch debates regarding the government’s No-Deal Brexit Omnibus Bill, seriously ruining ... -
President Attends 5th Anniversary Of Garth Brooks Saga
COMMEMORATIONS are underway marking the 5th anniversary of the cancelled Garth Brooks concerts at Croke Park saga which claimed the ... -
Set Ronan Mullen Free By Registering To Vote In Seanad Elections
NOW is your chance to set Ronan Mullen free by registering for the Seanad elections. If you attended NUI you ... -
‘Cops & Robbers’ Replaced With ‘Dealers & Rats’ In Dublin Playgrounds
ALTHOUGH we at WWN were more partial to a game of ‘cops & robbers’ when we were in school, we ...
