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Ungrateful Poor Person Won’t Take Shitty House From Generous Government
THE government has expressed surprise and annoyance that a number of poor families have refused to live in the social ... -
Local Woman Still Not 100% Confident Using Petrol Pumps
ONE WATERFORD woman has confessed to having a mild to severe anxiety attack every time she is required to use ... -
“The Quicker Climate Change Ends Us, The Better”
AFTER LEARNING that a raft of new government proposals to curb carbon emissions and the devastating effects of climate change ... -
Bit Of Pasta Survives Full Week In Kitchen Sink
A SOGGYÂ piece of penne pasta has finally been washed down the plughole of the McGrenner family kitchen sink after almost ... -
Alcohol Brand Now The Shining Beacon Of Moral Authority
THE NEWS that alcohol brand Guinness has suddenly stressed the need to take a moral stance, reiterating their status as ... -
3 Ways To Become ‘Known To GardaÃ’
THE LIFESPAN of a career criminal is growing ever more brief as the violence that dominates Irish crime means many ... -
Local Dad Would Love Wrap Of Speed For Father’s Day
WATERFORD dad Martin Drehern has opened up to WWN about his true wish-list for Father’s Day this year, and suffice ... -
Renua Ireland In Danger Of Becoming Irrelevant Political Party
IRISH political party behemoth Renua Ireland could be in danger of becoming an irrelevance and slowly becoming a laughing stock ... -
Average Irish Worker Earns Fuck All
NEW figures released by the CSO have confirmed that Irish workers make an average of absolutely fuck all, with almost ... -
We Visit The Children’s Hospital On First Day Of Construction
WWN was granted unprecedented access to the site on which the National Children’s Hospital will eventually be built, sometime around ... -
This Student Is Set To Fail The Leaving Cert, But Don’t Worry He’s A TD’s ...
LEAVING CERT examinations are a testing time for any young student. For most, a combination of not studying as much as they ... -
Where Are They Now: John Sample
HE was the stand-up guy that all the parents loved; the straight-shooting young lad beloved by law-abiding bartenders and off-licensers ...
