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Northern Ireland Never Liked Rory McIlroy Anyway
Following widespread speculation Rory McIlroy made the decision to represent Ireland in golf at the next Olympics. The 2-time major ... -
It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)
WWN brings you the latest events from the World Cup in Brazil. Australia’s Tim Cahill scored a spectacular goal yesterday ... -
God Was ‘Unaware’ Of Church Sex Abuse Scandals, Claims Vatican
THE VATICAN last night dismissed suggestions that the God our father had any knowledge of sexual abuse scandals committed by ... -
Basking Shark Bitten By Corkman
There was panic in the waters off the coast of the Rebel County yesterday when a basking shark was bitten ... -
Tax Evading Company To Employ Some More Locals Here For A Bit
Good news for Irish jobs yet again as the Government have come out from under a rock somewhere to announce ... -
Shock As ‘What Happened Next Will Shock You’ Headline Didn’t Shock You In The Slightest
A RARE instance of outrage spreading online has seen a number of websites that specialise in vacuous and faux-empathic content ... -
Dad With Zero Cooking Skills Insists On Manning BBQ
THERE was high drama in Carlow yesterday as a husband refused to surrender control of the grill during a family ... -
It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)
WWN brings you the latest from the World Cup: Worrying scenes developed in the second half of Brazil’s 0-0 draw ... -
Nivea Launches Factor 500 Sunscreen For Gingers
SKIN CARE company Nivea announced today they will manufacture and distribute the worlds first sunscreen with an SPF of 500, ... -
Harry Styles Has Himself Castrated As Part Of New Religion
THOUSANDS of One Direction fans were left in shock today after news that band member Harry Styles had voluntarily been ... -
It’s The DWWNWCRU (Daily WWN World Cup Round Up)
WWN has all the latest from the action at the World Cup in Brazil. Brazilian born Portuguese player Pepe finally ... -
‘Sunburnt T’Fuck’ Warning Issued For Wednesday
As the sunny weather approaches Ireland that has long since been proven to be scientifically impossible, Met Éireann has been ...
