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Parents Urged To Hack Off Any Child’s Arm That Comes In Contact With Loom Bands
PARENTS of children who wear Loom Bands have been told today to “hack off” any limb that may have been ... -
ISS Astronaut Totally Blanking Ireland For Some Reason
AFTER weeks of assuming that an astronaut currently orbiting Earth on-board the International Space Station was just too busy to ... -
Liverpool Fans Begin Annual ‘This Will Be Our Year’ Awareness Campaign
LIVERPOOL fans have begun their annual ‘This Will Be Our Year’ campaign as the countdown to the start of the ... -
Top 4 Greatest RTÉ Weather Reports
No matter your age or your county of birth one thing that unites Ireland more than any other subject is ... -
Irish Water Defend Prices Claiming ‘Cost Of Stupidity’ Is Higher In Ireland
CONTROVERSIAL semi-state company Irish Water have today defended their inflated prices claiming the cost of stupidity is higher in Ireland ... -
Leaving Cert Parents Already Practicing Their ‘Not Disappointed’ Face
AS THE revealing of Wednesday’s leaving certificate results fast approaches Ireland’s parents are perfecting their ‘not disappointed’ face in order ... -
Perseid Meteor Shower Kills 43 Stargazers Across Ireland Overnight
THIS year’s death toll from the annual Perseid meteor shower is down 35% from last year, with only 43 spectators ... -
McIlroy To Settle On Accent Later This Year
FOLLOWING his stunning USA PGA title victory last night, Rory McIlroy has today pledged to decide on an accent by ... -
Viral Video Fears As Shortage In Irish People Returning Home To Surprise Their Mammy Continues
A NATIONWIDE appeal has been made by a number of prominent entertainment websites in a bid to increase the ever ... -
Government Announce Plans To Build 100ft Statue Dedicated To The Celtic Tiger
FRESH from reports that this year’s budget will not be as harsh as previous ones comes the news that the ... -
Newly Out Gay Man Overwhelmed By Fag Hag Applications
CONOR Dolan, a UCD student originally from Cork, has admitted he is in some difficulty following his decision to come ... -
Damning New Graffitti Suggests That Jimmy Macker Loves The Cock
Carlow town was rocked by yet another sex scandal last night, as a daring, tell-all piece of graffiti on the ...
