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5 Best Ways To Get A Girl’s Number
Need a little help with yo girl game playa? Of course you do, you’re pathetic. Now the reality check is ... -
Culchie To Continue Having “Dinner & Tea” Instead Of “Lunch & Dinner”
CONFUSION continues to be served on a daily basis as one rural man refuses to accept that dinner is the ... -
Turfnado Headed For Midlands
A FREAK weather phenomenon is threatening to rain tonnes of peat down on the midlands later today, with Mullingar set ... -
Correcting The Dáil Record More Important Than Correcting Police Force, Confirms Shatter
FORMER minister for justice Alan Shatter has confirmed the findings in the O’Higgins Report into how Garda whistleblower Maurice McCabe’s ... -
New ‘Heineken Light’ Perfect For People Who Are Only Sort-Of Twats
A BRAND-NEW ‘light’ version of Heineken has hit the shelves, aimed directly at people who aren’t total arseholes all of ... -
New Government Break Previous Fianna Fáil Record For Most Future Broken Promises
THE NEWLY formed minority government has put in a stunningly productive first week in charge, formulating a programme for government, ... -
It’s Official: A Gram Of Coke A Day Keeps The Doctor Away
A NEW study into the prevalence of cocaine use among Irish adults has found that moderate use of the drug has some astounding beneficial ... -
Denis O’Brien Really Looking Forward To This New Health Service Model
THE OWNER of the Beacon Hospital, Denis O’Brien, is believed to be looking forward to the proposed new health service ... -
Woman Has No Indoor Voice
LOCAL Waterford woman Sinead Loughlin is reportedly unable to talk at a low volume whether in conversation on the phone ... -
Skellig Michael To Be Moved 11KM Closer To Shore To Accommodate More Star Wars Filming
WITH the worrying news of boulders and debris falling on Skellig Michael comes yet more troublesome events regarding the precious ...