A FRESH era in male grooming has arrived with the news that a new apprenticeship course will see new and existing barbers learn a second distinctive style of haircut. “This has the potential to revolutionise men’s hair as we know it,” confirmed one men’s haircut recipient, upon learning of the news. Despite a considerable investment… Read more »
APPEALS have been made to political figures, leading NGOs and intergovernmental groups after it emerged more and more young people are blissfully rejecting societal pressure not to grow hideous mullets. “What’s more is that some are visibly proud of the rancid heap of shite they call a hairdo,” confirmed the newly incorporated Concerned Citizens Against… Read more »
LOCAL man Eric Downing felt his first signs of post-lockdown normality yesterday, after receiving a haircut from his re-opened barbers that was somehow worse than it had looked when he walked in with 5 months of shaggy growth on his head. “Ah yeah it’s grand, thanks” said Downing as his barber showed him the back… Read more »
ONE LOCAL man is barely retaining his grip on reality after it has emerged he actually thinks people are buying the luscious black locks he’s sporting on his head as being 100% natural. Darren Coman (35) has spent several years now dying his hair an unnatural and disturbing shade of dark, dark purple, mistakenly believing… Read more »
IT HAS BEEN confirmed in the recent hours that one local Dublin based woman has held her hair too tightly in a ponytail, uninterrupted, since early 2011 and show no signs of ever letting her hair go free. Citing time and time again that she just prefers it out of her face, and is always… Read more »
A DEFINITIVE answer has been sought by authorities over the continued presence of highly questionable and routinely awful haircuts belonging to the heads of hairdressers and barbers up and down the country, WWN can reveal. The Association of Irish Hair Owners have set about conducting extensive research and interviews with the country’s hairdressers with the… Read more »
GATHERING her younger siblings around the foot of her bed to tell a spooky story, one Waterford woman has decided to give her younger sisters nightmares by harking back to an archaic time when GHDs were a figment of Irish women’s imaginations. Aine Henatty (33), dimmed the lights in her room and spoke in hushed… Read more »
A LOCAL men’s barber, with over 20 years experience, confesses to knowing only one style of haircut and panics daily at the thought of receiving an elaborate request for something other than the ‘short back and sides, but leave a fair bit on top there’ style. Dermot Halley, of Halley’s Haircuts emporium, has been operating… Read more »
WATERFORD stylist Emma Reilly has today exhaustively broken down mid-highlights, admitting to the woman who’s hair she was working on that she really doesn’t want any details about where she’s going to on holidays or if she has any plans for the weekend, and that she can no longer keep up this small-talk charade for… Read more »
HAVE you just come out of a short, medium or long term relationship? Is it eating you up inside and are you now on first name terms with a variety of take away delivery men from several rival eateries? Well, chances are you’re not taking the break up too well, but have you considered allowing… Read more »