Tag: hair

Man Thinks He’s Getting Away With Dying His Hair

ONE LOCAL man is barely retaining his grip on reality after it has emerged he actually thinks people are buying the luscious black locks he’s sporting on his head as being 100% natural. Darren Coman (35) has spent several years now dying his hair an unnatural and disturbing shade of dark, dark purple, mistakenly believing… Read more »

Inquiry Launched Into Why So Many Hairdressers Have Terrible Haircuts

A DEFINITIVE answer has been sought by authorities over the continued presence of highly questionable and routinely awful haircuts belonging to the heads of hairdressers and barbers up and down the country, WWN can reveal. The Association of Irish Hair Owners have set about conducting extensive research and interviews with the country’s hairdressers with the… Read more »

Barber Only Knows One Kind Of Haircut Style

A LOCAL men’s barber, with over 20 years experience, confesses to knowing only one style of haircut and panics daily at the thought of receiving an elaborate request for something other than the ‘short back and sides, but leave a fair bit on top there’ style. Dermot Halley, of Halley’s Haircuts emporium, has been operating… Read more »