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“We Went 2-0 Down Just To Fuck With Liverpool Fans”
“IT’S the hope that kills you, no?” Man City manager Pep Guardiola said in the wake of his side’s manic ... -
The Only Things More Humiliating Than Man Utd’s 4-0 Loss To Brighton
WITH LIVERPOOL drawing with Spurs and Man City thrashing Newcastle it’s clear the biggest story in football from this weekend ... -
The Only Ways Liverpool Could Lose The League Now
LIVERPOOL’S long wait for a title is almost over, with even the most pessimistic of football fans conceding it is ... -
We Predict What Will Happen In The Premier League This Season
THE LEAGUE that Sky Sports refers to as the best in the world because it lost its shirt buying the ... -
Increasing Number Of Liverpool Fans Left With No Fingernails
FOLLOWING on from a nervy Champions League first leg tie against Bayern Munich and awaiting Sunday’s cagey match against a ... -
Non-Man United Fans Inconsolable After Mourinho Sacking
SCENES of eyes red raw from sobbing have been reported around Premier League grounds which are not Old Trafford as ... -
Humanely Euthanising United Fans To Put Them Out Of Their Misery, A Guide
IF YOU feel compelled to bring an end to the seemingly unending suffering of the nearest and dearest Manchester United ... -
Happiness Directly Linked To Whether Group Of Millionaires Beat Other Millionaires
RESEARCH coming into WWN Sport this morning confirms there is overwhelming evidence that a growing number of people’s happiness is ... -
Mourinho To Practice Latest Meltdown In Front Of Mirror
NOTING the ever dwindling impact of his attempts to place the blame on others for his own failings as a ... -
Police Respond To Reports Of Massacre At Porto Stadium
REPORTS coming into WWN from the Portuguese city of Porto details a harrowing event which saw police racing to the ... -
Liverpool Fan’s Girlfriend Wished He Talked About Her Like He Does Mo Salah
JESSICA Farrelly cut a forlorn figure on the end of her couch yesterday afternoon as she had to contend yet ... -
Local Man Hasn’t Watched A Decent Football Match In Ages
DESPITE averaging over 8 live games a week, local man Kevin Blaney expressed frustration at the fact he hasn’t watched ...
