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Local Barman Will Miss The Covid-19 Unemployment Payment Wage Rise
DUSTING off his old black shirt, black trousers combo, local barman Jason Ryan reminisced about his last 6 months of ... -
China To Euthanize Population And Start Again
THE central government of the People’s Republic of China has announced a series of radical new plans to tackle the ... -
Social Distancing To Be Reduced By 1 Inch Every Week For The Next 24 Weeks
FINALLY caving in to demands to reduce the social distancing guidelines, the government has announced it will cut the the ... -
Local Nudist Refuses To Wear Face Mask
“IT’S a matter of principle” said local nudist Cormac Kenetty, standing naked at the entrance to his local Super Valu ... -
“Wash Your Hands With Spit” Urges Irish Water
CONTRADICTING months of campaigning and endless guides on how to wash your hands from Irish TV presenters, Irish Water has ... -
“This Lab Had Nothing To Do With The Virus” Confirms Wuhan Mutant Bat Doctor
CATEGORICALLY denying all responsibility for the design and subsequent spread of the Covid-19 virus, a Wuhan based mutant bat doctor ... -
“I Remember A Time Everyone Used To Fear Me Too” Normal Flu Breaks Silence
AS part of WWNs opinion series, we give a platform to those who don’t really deserve it. This week is ... -
Infamous Dubliner Janey Mac Tests Positive For Covid-19
DUBLIN’S most loved and talked about character has confirmed today that she is to go into self-isolation for the next ... -
Prince Andrew Self-Isolates From Epstein Investigation
A SPECIAL ward has been set up in the east wing of Buckingham Palace for Prince Andrew where he will ...
