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Liverpool Fans Crowdfund 4-Year £500k-A-Week Contract For Mo Salah In One Hour
AN AMAZING charitable endeavour undertaken at the start of the festive period has seen Liverpool supporters raise £104 million pounds ... -
Man City To Draft In Sam Allardyce As Defence Coach
DESPITE bringing Man City’s 5-game losing streak to an end by giving up a 3-0 lead against Feyenoord, the club’s ... -
Tyson Eating 5 Human Ears A Day In Preparation For Paul Bout
US boxer Mike Tyson’s training regime required him to eat as many as five human ears per day in preparation ... -
Finland Withdraw From Football Entirely After Losing To Ireland Twice
FINLAND have confirmed that when it comes to football the Nordic country is ‘Finnished’, maintaining that the shame of losing ... -
Poll: Who Should Replace Gary Lineker As Match Of The Day Host
WITH GARY LINEKER announcing this will be his last season hosting BBC’s flagship football show Match of the Day, the ... -
Country With German Royal Family Not Ready For German To Manage Its Football Team
ENGLISH tabloids have reacted negatively to the news that Thomas Tuchel, a German man, will now manage the national football ... -
Rare Irish Soccer Victory Visible Throughout Ireland Last Night
SOCIAL MEDIA feeds across Ireland were awash with people sharing their astonishing awe-inspiring views of a rare footballing phenomenon known ... -
‘They Couldn’t Have Done It Without Us’ Government Congratulates Irish Women’s Team On Winning Homeless ...
COALITION government ministers congratulated the Irish women’s homeless football team on their world cup win yesterday, quickly pointing out that ... -
Local Man To Check Back In On Champion’s League In January When It’s Got Its ...
FACED with needing the immense permutation deciphering powers of the world’s leading supercomputer in order to understand the new format ... -
Man City Asked To Be Tried For Possession Of Indecent Images Instead
NOTING the lax approach to punishing the possession of indecent images of children, Man City, who are accused of 115 ...
