Thousands Of Psychologists Descend On Manchester City To Observe & Study Guardiola’s Meltdown

MANCHESTER hotels and Air Bnbs are at full capacity as the world’s leading psychologists have descended on the city in the hope of getting to observe, in person, Pep Guardiola’s post and pre-match press conference in which he slowly unravels.

“Truly fascinating, it’s like if Einstein suddenly not only forgot the basic tenets of physics but was struggling to count to ten,” remarked one psychologist on Man City’s current complete lack of form.

With City’s resolve and spine currently wilting like a ice cream cone on the surface of the sun, Guardiola’s response to continued adversity is the sort material that could fill a thousands PHD studies.

“I’ve seen men who walked in their wives having sex with all four of their brothers at once cope better than this guy,” said a psychologist fascinated by the former Barcelona man’s soul-baring stream of consciousness press interviews.

“Look the January transfer window is coming up, City will be looking to make new additions, we’re just hoping to be one of the 40 new additions required,” confirmed a group of therapists hoping to join the coaching Pep down on the ledge of his own manic monologues team.

Elsewhere, a charity drive by local Manchester barbers has seen 4 tonnes of hair donated to the Manchester City manager in a bid to give him some hair to pull out when watching Matheus Nunes do anything on a football pitch.