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‘My Work Here Is Done’ Says Fornication TD Before Dramatically Ascending Back Into Heaven
FINE GAEL TD Michelle Mulherin dramatically ascended back into heaven this morning in front of hundreds of spectators claiming that her ‘work here ... -
Government: New Water Meters To Include ‘Draw Something’ App For First Million Customers
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that all new water meters will include a ‘draw something’ app for the first one million ... -
Government Facing Shortage Of New Tax Ideas To Piss People Off With
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that it is now facing a shortage of new tax ideas to piss people off with. ... -
“All My Facebook Friends Think I’m Really Cultured Now” Says Guy Who Translated Name To ...
A DUBLIN man has confirmed today that all his Facebook friends think he is ‘really cultured now’ after translating his ... -
Fine Looking Bird With Nice Arse Accuses Male Colleagues Of Sexual Harassment
A FINE looking bird with a nice arse has accused several of her innocent male WWN colleagues of sexual harassment over a fourteen month ... -
Ian Paisley Returns Home As Heaven Nor Hell Wants Him
THE Reverend and Right Honourable Ian Paisley has returned home today after being refused access to both heaven and hell, a spokeperson for ... -
Unemployed Must ‘Pretend’ To Look For Jobs, Says Burton
THE Minister for Social Protection, Joan Burton, has warned today that the long term unemployed must now ‘pretend’ to look for ... -
Outrage As Students Keep College Town In Jobs
HUNDREDS of distressed Waterford citizens were outraged this week as the annual college RAG festivities devastated the town with large injections ... -
WIT Student’s Assignment In Jeopardy As Wikipedia Blacks-Out For Day Of Protest
A Waterford Institute of Technology student said today that a college assignment he has due for tomorrow is now in ... -
Job Seekers Nationwide Welcome Casual Fridays
HUNDREDS of thousands of people welcomed the governments decision today to opt in for a nationwide casual Friday for all ...
