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Horse Still Waiting To Be Brought To France
THE Department of Agriculture has been asked to investigate the sad and troubling case of a horse which has been ... -
Missing Girl Found After Frantic 45 Minute Search In Nightclub
THERE was relief all round last night as missing teenager Annelise Clarke was found safe and well following a frantic ... -
Off-Duty Garda To Practice Taser Moves In Mirror With Hairdryer For A While
GARDA David Power is to practice his taser moves in front of a bathroom mirror while holding a hair dryer ... -
Irish Astronomer Discovers Previously Unknown ‘Rave Nebula’
LOCATED 20 billion million trillion light years away, towards the constellation of Technics, the Rave Nebula was discovered and named ... -
Culchies To Continue Pretending They Like the Smell Of Slurry
IN ongoing efforts to differentiate themselves from city dwellers and townsfolk, the Irish League of Culchies are going to continue ... -
Quinn Owns Heckling Teachers With Stand-Up Routine
Minister for Education Ruairi Quinn responded to hecklers at the ASTI Teachers conference with an impromptu stand-up comedy routine, silencing ... -
Politicians Have Just 1 Month To Make Empty Promises To Electorate Before Local & European ...
Lampposts up and down the country continue to be peppered with Ireland’s leading sycophants and sociopaths as the race for ... -
Shopping Centre Flash Mob Beaten To Death By Members Of The Public
TODAY WAS to be their time to shine, but unfortunately for 14 flash mob dancers, today was to be their ... -
Gerry Adams Denies Knowledge Of Disappeared Easter Eggs
SINN FEIN President Gerry Adams was again called upon to divulge any information he may have regarding the disappearance of ... -
Dublin Man Who ‘Forgot’ To Buy Drink Yesterday To Spend The Day Bumming Cans
DESPITE the Government spending close to €1 million on their ‘Buy Before Friday’ awareness campaign, as many as 100 people ...
