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Israel Marks 3rd Anniversary Of Netanyahu Ignoring October 7th Warnings
ISRAELI Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has led solemn commemorations marking three years since he was repeatedly warned about an impending ... -
Poll: Are You Happy With The Budget? And Why Not You Ungrateful Pleb?
BUDGET 2027 was, by all accounts, a thrilling blockbuster rated fresh by Rotten Tomatoes so it almost seems pointless to ... -
“Wow, 10/10, No Notes!” Emotional Pearse Doherty Gives Government’s Budget A Standing Ovation
IN WHAT IS BELIEVED to be a first for the Dáil on budget day, an opposition finance spokesperson has foregone ... -
Jack Chambers To Unbox Budget Live On YouTube
LOOKING TO usurp Minister for Tiktok Simon Harris as the preemiment political figure on Irish social media, Minister for Public ... -
Deformed & Discarded Early AI Sex Robot Prototype Breaks Out Of Elon Musk’s Basement
A RIGID and ungainly AI-integrated sex robot with unconvincing plastic flesh has made a break for freedom from Elon Musk’s ... -
Hundreds Of Creepy Men Flock To Cork After ‘Asian Hornets’ Headline Misread
HUNDREDS of creepy men wandering around Cork have been told to re-read reports on Asian hornets, after flocking to the ... -
Poll: Have Our Kids Gone Soft? Should They Be Out Burning Down Schools Like The ...
WITH NEWS of spreading disorder and criminal damage resulting from a student protest against poor facilities and teacher shortages, just ... -
American Cancer Patient Realises Fastest Route To Free Life-Saving Healthcare Is Death Row
DUMBFOUNDED to realise the answer to saving her life was staring her right in the face this whole time, American ... -
‘Troubles Clock’ Set At One Minute To Midnight As Tensions Continue To Flare Over Drumcree ...
THE ‘TROUBLES CLOCK’, modeled after the Doomsday Clock and established as part of the Good Friday Agreement, has been moved ... -
Revealed: Possible Punishments Being Considered For Man City
STRIPPING of titles? Binning of medals? The speculation in the aftermath of Manchester City being found guilty of 144 separate ... -
“We’re Actually Seeing Someone,” EU Replies As Britain Slides Back Into Its DMs
CAREFUL not to upset its former partner as it knows what a basket case it can be, the EU decided ...
