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Queen’s Month’s Mind Already
YOU didn’t find that long coming around, did you? This weekend marks the one-month anniversary of the death of the ... -
Queen Probably Shouldn’t Be Starting Day With Fag & Can Of Monster
STAFF at Buckingham Palace have raised concerns about the Queen’s current routine of rolling out of bed at the last ... -
“I Started From The Bottom & Had To Work For Everything I’ve Got”
IN A RARE public interview, Queen Elizabeth II of England shares her secret to pulling yourself up by the bootstraps ... -
“Fuck This, I’m Taking Back Control”
QUEEN Elizabeth II has called on the British Army to storm Number 10 Downing Street this evening in a bid to ... -
“We Used To Have It All” Drunk Queen Slams Brexit In Bar Rant
“Just leave the fucking bottle there, Mohammed, or whatever your name is,” Queen Elizabeth barked at Polish barman Darek Wójcik after suggesting ... -
Queen Fondly Recalls Bengal Famine After Reading About Yemen
FOLLOWING news reports that Yemen could be facing one of the worst famine in 100 years if airstrikes by the ... -
Queen’s Pussy Under Armed Guard Ahead Of Trump Meeting
AN UNPRECEDENTED security operation is underway in the UK as US president Donald Trump is set for an audience with ... -
Border Agreement Reached After Queen Agrees To Tea With DUP
BREXIT negotiations can now progress to the next phase after Theresa May conceded to Arlene Foster and the DUP by ... -
Queen & Prince Philip Celebrate 70th Wedding Anniversary ‘Peasant Hunting’
IN typical royal family fashion, the Queen of England and her husband Prince Philip took to one of their many ... -
Britain’s Queen Spotted Outside Her Local Cash For Gold Branch
Queen Elizabeth II has hit international headlines following the revelation that her Reserve Fund has as little as £1 million ...
