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Queen’s Month’s Mind Already

YOU didn’t find that long coming around, did you? This weekend marks the one-month anniversary of the death of the Queen of England, and close friends and family are being invited to a small ceremony in the local chapel with refreshments afterwards in the adjoining hall. “Just a few swan sandwiches served on the naked… Read more »

“Fuck This, I’m Taking Back Control”

QUEEN Elizabeth II has called on the British Army to storm Number 10 Downing Street this evening in a bid to relieve current Prime Minister Theresa May and her staff of their duties, WWN has learned. In an unprecedented move which will no doubt change the face of British politics forever, the Queen has insisted that she will now… Read more »