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Irish To Remain Whitest People On Earth Following New Sunbed Laws
Initially, it was thought the regulations put forward were conceived primarily with the Nation’s health in mind but WWN has ... -
Met Eireann Weather Warning: “Jaysus, That’s Some Wind”
Galway, Mayo, Sligo, Donegal and Leitrim are set to be affected by high winds. WWN has reproduced Met Eireann’s latest ... -
‘Mad Bastard’ Buys Himself Novelty Christmas Jumper
John, the mad bastard, was out and about the other day doing some early Christmas shopping when he spotted a ... -
Gardaí Appeal To Witness Who Is ‘Most Definitely Not The Attacker’
Gardaí have today made a fresh appeal for witnesses to the assault of young Cork student Cian Delaney. Mr. Delaney ... -
Irish Radio DJ Changes It Up, Plays ‘Blurred Lines’ For The 5,456th Time This Year
Conor Waldron, an unquestionably cool DJ working in a local radio station made the brave and bold step of changing ... -
Enda Kenny’s Family Get Excuses In Early For Not Watching Speech
At 9.30pm this Sunday evening Taoiseach Enda Kenny will address the nation on television. Speech writers have spent the last ... -
Man Talking On Phone Frantically Looking For Phone
An Ennis man has admitted himself to a psychiatric ward following an incident earlier today. Tom Early, a 34-year-old electrician, ... -
Child’s Letter To Santa Full Of Veiled Threats
The excitement and anticipation surrounding Christmas is well and truly underway in these, the first few days of December.Homes up ... -
Tradition Of Overspending On Xmas Presents In Order To Be Liked Has Begun
The long standing tradition whereby people who are desperate to be loved try to achieve that goal by spending excessive ... -
“What Are You Lookin’ At?” Asks Scumbag Who Has Spent 10 Minutes Trying To Catch ...
Earlier today while waiting for the Luas into work some scumbag caught your attention by insisting on constantly spitting while ...
