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The Pope To Hear 1.4 Million ‘Yes’ Voter Confessions On Trip To Ireland
AHEAD of his costly taxpayer funded trip to Ireland in August, for which the Vatican will contribute no money towards ... -
Local Man Still Kinda Surprised When He Sees A Woman Drive A Bus
DESPITE being in awe of all Irish women following the gritty determination that secured a landslide victory in last week’s ... -
Look, It’s Been A Stressful Month Here’s Some Puppies
GREETINGS readers! We know for many, it’s been a long, tough month and what better way for a news publication ... -
CONFIRMED: Ireland’s Next Referendum Will Be On Making Wearing Socks With Sandals Illegal
THE unrelenting dedication and force with which campaigners and civil society groups met the campaign for the repeal of the ... -
Iona Institute Last Seen Boarding Time Machine For 1951
BIDDING farewell to a country they no longer recognise, members of the Iona Institute boarded a self-built time machine which ... -
“Don’t Thank Me All At Once” – Taoiseach
SWOOPING in at the last minute to take all of the credit that doesn’t belong to him, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar ... -
No Side To Tirelessly Campaign For Vulnerable Children From Now On
AFTER unsuccessfully campaigning against the repeal of the 8th amendment leading No Side figures have announced a drastic change in ... -
Ireland Officially Retires The Phrase ‘She Got The Boat’
AFTER 35 long years the Irish electorate has demanded the phrase ‘she got the boat’ be taken out of circulation ... -
‘Home To Vote’ Expected To Turn Into ‘Home For Unbelievable Session’
WITH the country currently heaving with Irish emigrants who have returned home to vote in the abortion referendum, craic experts have ... -
Worrying Reports Of Young People Turning Out To Vote
WITH POLLING stations only open a few hours, a number of news outlets are already reporting the truly horrific sight ...