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This Penguin Can Remain Faithful To His Partner For Life So Why Can’t You, Ian?
RESEARCH into the mating rituals of animals has revealed that penguins such as the southern rockhopper, indigenous to southern coasts ... -
A Giant John Waters Has Been Erected On The Sugarloaf
COURAGEOUS No Side martyr John Waters has been erected on the side of the iconic Sugarloaf mountain by a group ... -
“I Have No Strong Feelings About The Referendum, Due To Being Dead”
CURRENTLY dead 1916 revolution leader Padraig Pearse has stepped forward to clarify his position on the upcoming referendum to repeal ... -
Heavy Drinkers Evolve To Grow Second, Spare Liver
IRISH doctors have heralded the evolution of some test subjects who have grown a second liver to compensate for their ... -
Embarrassing! Ben Bulben Didn’t Register To Vote In Time For Referendum
FAMOUS mountain and landmark Ben Bulben, which has its own thoughts, has been left red faced after it was discovered ... -
Can Fuel Laundering Survive A Hard Border? We Join The IRA To Find Out
MANY issues have arisen from the ongoing Brexit negotiations, most pertinent of all though is whether affordable laundered fuel provided ... -
RTÉ Planning Respectful Debate On Contentious ‘Yanny or Laurel’ Issue
UNIVERSALLY recognised as a safe pair of hands when it comes to hosting and running a debate on contentious issues, ... -
Dad Trotting Out Favourite ‘Look, I Have Daughters Myself’ Argument
A LOCAL WATERFORD father, who in the face of being buried under the weight of a factual argument, formed from ... -
Office Worker Needs Key Fob To Wipe Arse
A COMPLETE overhaul of a Waterford office tower has brought in a raft of new personal identification verifications and checkpoints, ... -
Dublin Puts Up Price Of Everything Ahead Of Ed Sheeran Concerts
IN A show of solidarity with the capitalistic nature of modern day Irish society, the entire city of Dublin has ... -
Muslim Man Dreading Flight Beside Family With Small Child
LOCAL Muslim Sidiq Almasi is currently dreading the three-hour flight he is about to board, after spotting a couple with ... -
Man Has Child Car Seat Fitted Properly, Probably
WATERFORD father Michael Hattan is 100% certain that he has correctly fitted the car seat his infant son uses every ...
