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Dublin Feuds: A Guide
THE key figures in the seemingly never-ending string of Dublin feuds may be ‘known to GardaÃ’, but that doesn’t mean ... -
Take Our Quiz & We’ll Match You With Your Perfect Local Election Candidate
THE DATE of the local elections are closing in fast (May 24th) and like a large portion of the public ... -
3 Best Drones To Use When Dropping Drugs Into Prisons
ARE YOU looking to airdrop some drugs into Irish prisons or any other contraband? WWN has you covered as we ... -
Varadkar Wondering How The Fuck He’s Going To Spin This
A PANICKING Taoiseach is today scrambling his best spin teams to try and save his career following a horrendous incident ... -
Late Late Show Country Special: 3 Best Windows To Throw The TV Out Of
IT’S that time of year again! The Late Late Show Country spectacular is upon us which has some viewers wondering ... -
Here’s What The HSE Is Fucking Up Today
AS HAS become apparent in recent years it is near impossible for the average person to keep abreast of the ... -
Local Man Always Thought Ruby Walsh Was Name Of Horse
AS THE SUN sets on the astonishing career of veteran jockey Ruby Walsh, so too does the dawn rise on ... -
Ungrateful Violent Communists Interrupt Fine Gael Meeting
HORRIFIC scenes unfolded at a Fine Gael meeting yesterday when violent, sub-machine gun-toting feral communists, frothing at the mouth, massacred ... -
3 Ways To Celebrate Denis O’Brien Losing €450 Million
AS THE SALE of media group Independent News and Media, which owns the Irish Independent among other titles, to a ... -
Local Man Falls Victim To New ‘ArseCracking’ Craze
WATERFORD man Liam Pembleton has opened up about the sickening moment he realised that a photograph of his exposed gluteal ... -
Varadkar Down To His Last Horcrux
SOURCES close to Taoiseach Leo Varadkar are reporting that he is down to his last Horcrux, the sole remaining fragment ... -
Donegal Man’s Snoring Registers 2.1 On The Richter Scale
A MINOR earthquake recorded in county Donegal last night is thought to have been caused by the vibration of respiratory structures ...
