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Absconding From Mandatory Hotel Quarantine: Here’s How To Succeed
THE Irish government has announced the successful return of two abscondees to mandatory hotel quarantine, following a 24-hour period in ... -
“Ben Sherman Shirt Grants, Road Frontage Giveaway, Dial Up Internet” – The Government’s ‘Rural Future’ ...
THE GOVERNMENT has unveiled ambitious plans to reinvigorate rural towns and promote decentralisation by incentivising people who can work from ... -
UK Told To Stick Vaccinations Up Their Holes
UK delegates to Ireland are today trying to decipher where the Five Lamps are, after being told that there is ... -
“Remember, If We Ease Restrictions And It Goes Tits Up, It’s All Your Fault” Reminds ...
AHEAD OF cabinet discussions on possible easing of restrictions from the 5th of April the government was careful to alert ... -
Queues Of People Apply For Teaching Position At St Gerard’s In Bray
THE N11 is at a standstill as a queue of people stretching for miles made up of individuals claiming to ... -
How To Fix Irish Football According To The Lad On Your 5-A-Side Team
AFTER coming under severe criticism from all quarters, including from Qatar who accused Stephen Kenny’s team of perpetrating human rights ... -
Breaking: 94% Of Nation’s Middle Aged Men Currently In Lycra & On A Bike
A RED ‘lycra alert’ has been issued yet again this weekend as 94% of the nation’s middle aged men insist ... -
Nation Never Going To Hear End Of New Cork Skyscraper
THE decision to greenlight Ireland’s tallest skyscraper in Cork City will return to haunt us, a government-funded group set up ... -
“We Coulda Won Though If We Were An Entirely Different Country With Different Players” Confirms ...
SOME IRISH supporters took more positives from last night’s 3-2 loss to Serbia in Ireland’s than you’d find after Covid-19 ... -
Government Provide Little Needed Confusion, Clears Up Any Clarity
MEMBERS of the public who had expressed concerns that the government’s plan for dealing with the ongoing covid-19 pandemic was ...