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Man With Beer Belly Chased Down By Pack Of Wild Personal Trainers
A MAN endeavouring to kick start his New Year fitness regime has been surrounded by a rapid pack of wild ... -
Nation Breaks Into Nearest School To Escape Covid-19
ARMED with bolt cutters, axes and JCBs which could be good for ramming school gates, the Irish public, in desperate ... -
Ireland Sinking At Rapid Rate Due To Excess Christmas Weight
AUTHORITIES are scrambling to keep the island of Ireland above sea level amidst a huge weight gain arising from snacking, ... -
Everyone Ignoring Priest’s Zoom Invite For Midnight Mass
THERE WERE awkward scenes in a local Waterford parish as families attempted to ignore repeated Zoom invites to midnight mass ... -
Panicked Government Leaves It ‘Til 5.55PM On Xmas Eve To Shop For Covid-19 Vaccine
KICKING THEMSELVES for leaving it so late, Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly has roped cabinet colleagues into hitting the shops ... -
Oddball Family Has Christmas Dinner At 7pm
THE O’RIORDAN family are now the talk of the locality after it emerged the clan of raving oddballs have their ... -
Dad To Spend All Of ‘Home Alone’ Pointing Out Ways He Would Have Just Murdered ...
SETTLING in with his family to watch Christmas classic ‘Home Alone’ with his family, one Irish father took it as ... -
Stand Off As Sister’s New Boyfriend Brings Box Of Heroes Into Roses Household
A TENSE scene which resembled the most shouty parts of Eastenders’ Christmas episodes unfolded in the home of the Downlin ... -
Ireland Ranked Second Best Country In World, Terms And Conditions Apply
THE UN’s annual Human Development Index has listed the Republic Of Ireland as having the second-highest quality of living of ... -
Panic For Taoiseach After Forgetting To Do Elf On Shelf For Jack Chambers This Morning
“HAVE you checked the room with the big printer, Jack?” asked a flustered Micheál Martin to his Chief Whip in ... -
Dublin Manger Listed For €1,300 A Month On Daft
DESCRIBED as a ‘well-ventilated, open plan living area’ that would ‘suit a small family’, a Dublin manger has drawn anger ... -
Full List Of Things The Taoiseach Says Never Happened
TAOISEACH Micheál Martin caused quite a stir in the Dáil yesterday when in an exchange with People Before Profit’s Richard ...
