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Fukushima Scientists Brought In To Prevent Total DUP Meltdown
DISASTER specialists who previously worked to prevent total nuclear meltdown on the stricken Fukushima nuclear plant have been shipped over ... -
Ireland Queuing To See The Look On Arlene Foster’s Face
THE HOTTEST ticket on the island of Ireland in the wake of the legalisation of same-sex marriage and abortion in ... -
DUP To Reject Any Deal That Doesn’t Involve The Queen Breastfeeding Them
AS BRITISH PM Theresa May battles for her political life in the House of Commons, facing off opposition to a ... -
Varadkar Just Fucking With DUP These Days
A PRESS release by Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has confirmed what many had already believed; that the Fine Gael leader is ... -
DUP Mark 20th Anniversary Of Not Supporting Good Friday Agreement
ON this the 20th anniversary of the signing of the Good Friday Agreement, which ushered in peace in Northern Ireland, ... -
Stormont To Start Letting Rooms Out On Airbnb
KEEN to avoid any accusations that they’re wasting public resources, the remaining shards of the Northern Assembly have put a ... -
“I Fucking Hated Irish My Whole Life, But I’m Fucked If The DUP Are Taking ...
“IF those bastards think they’re taking away the language that got me into more trouble in school than anything else, ... -
Fucking Wagon
A CROSS COMMUNITY poll conducted in Northern Ireland in the wake of the collapsed Stormont talks has returned a 100% ... -
May To Install Direct Rule On Northern Ireland Once She Figures Out What That Means
BRITISH PRIME MINISTER Theresa May is set to confirm that after Stormont talks ended in failure, Northern Ireland will be ... -
Stormont Talks Enter Pre-Argument Before The Real Argument Phase
WITH the arrival of Theresa May and her crack team of negotiators in Belfast, Stormont talks between the DUP and ... -
Fresh Round Of Stormont Talks Kick Off For The Craic
MEMBERS from both sides of the Northern political divide are to reconvene in Stormont today for a fresh round of ... -
5 More Gags Northern Politicians Can Pull On Sensitive Dates
NOW that politicians up the north have resolved ‘Kingsmillgate’ in a mature, reasonable fashion which appeased both sides of the ...
