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Prince Andrew Self-Isolates From Epstein Investigation
A SPECIAL ward has been set up in the east wing of Buckingham Palace for Prince Andrew where he will ... -
Coronavirus Latest: Is It Time To Turn On Each Other?
HAVING endured almost an entire fortnight of dealing with the Coronavirus in a calm, measured manner, the time is upon ... -
Local Man Sick To Fucking Death Hearing About The Coronavirus
SELF-ISOLATING himself from all forms of news and media, local man Tommy Rogers has claimed the only thing he’s sick ... -
World’s Billionaires Last Seen Boarding NASA Shuttle For Mars
THE WORLD’S billionaires have denied their sudden departure on a NASA shuttle bound for Mars has anything to do with ... -
Man Stopped At Dublin Airport Smuggling Hand Sanitiser Into Country
THE MAN has claimed he was forced into ingesting pellets carrying the valuable black market product by drug gangs who ... -
Self-Love During Self-Isolation: A Guide
AS the rest of the world continues to fret and fuss over the (admittedly frightening) advance of the Coronavirus, WWN ... -
Local Man Appoints Himself World’s Foremost Expert On Coronavirus
RAISING a hand drawn certificate with the words ‘Coronvilus Espert!’ on it above his shoulders in dignified celebration, one staggeringly ... -
Furious McDonald Had Warned Kids Not To Leave House Without Balaclavas
A FURIOUS Mary Lou McDonald has been talked down by her fellow party members from giving her children 24 hours ... -
Covid-19 Threat So Great Men Now Actively Washing Hands After Using Toilet
THE SIGHT of men the world over, who normally think nothing of going a decade or so without washing their ... -
All Other News Suspended Over Coronavirus
THE National Union of Journalists in conjunction with the Associated Press have today announced a global suspension of all news ...
