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Court Hears Pistorius Had Sexual Relationship With Gun
GASPS were heard inside the Pretoria courtroom this morning as evidence was presented before the court that insinuated murder accused ... -
Stupid Fucking Idiots Easily Offended
THE MOST moronic among us are susceptible to taking offence to almost anything, it has emerged. A study conducted by ... -
25-Year-Old Man Gives Up On Pretending To Be Smart
WWN has learned of a Kildare man who has given up all pretence of trying to appear intelligent. “It’s just ... -
Middle-Aged Man Wearing Leather Jacket Politely Asked To Stop
WWN can exclusively report on a grassroots movement in the south of Dublin, which has seen a middle-aged man being ... -
Karma Catches Up On Karma Creating Dangerous Black Hole
A group of scientists based in Vienna have today revealed the fruition of six years in extensive research into the ... -
Man Talking On Phone Frantically Looking For Phone
 An Ennis man has admitted himself to a psychiatric ward following an incident earlier today. Tom Early, a 34-year-old electrician, ... -
Stephen And Steven Destined To Be Mortal Enemies
As Stephen Quinlan enjoyed a few sociable drinks yesterday evening he was introduced to his future arch nemesis Steven Doyle. ... -
Swans More Evil Than You Could Ever Have Imagined
A report issued today by the Department of Agriculture, Food and the Marine claims that a swan’s capacity for pure ...
