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Galway Dolphins Take To Land Killing 24 People
FOLLOWING on from swimmers being assaulted by dolphins in the Salthill area of Galway yesterday comes the devastating news that ... -
Mom On School Run To Park Wherever The Fuck She Likes
A COUNTY Waterford mother declared today that she can park wherever the fuck she likes when collecting her son from ... -
New Study Into How Much Studies Cost To Cost Taxpayer €2.4 Million
A NEW Government commissioned a study into investigating the cost of studies has cost the taxpayer upwards of €2.4 million ... -
Dublin Man To Celebrate Arthur’s Day Regardless
DUBLIN city native Derek Connors vowed today to celebrate Arthur’s Day regardless of it not being on this year. The ... -
Large Increase Of Euro Coins Appearing In Households Nationwide
REPORTS are flooding in on social media platforms about a large increase of Euro coins appearing in and around homes over ... -
Gardai To Keep Bale Of Coke For The Christmas Party
GARDAI and Navy personnel responsible for a massive drug bust off the coast of County Cork are expected to “split” ... -
More People Refusing To Die Due To High Funeral Costs
FOLLOWING on from comments made by Tanaiste Joan Burton last week about the rising costs of funerals in Dublin comes ... -
‘Unique’ New Town Festival Just A Bunch Of Food Stalls And Shit, Finds Local Man
TENS of revellers left the comfort of their homes this weekend to attend what organisers promised to be a ‘spectacular and unique’ new ... -
Spider To Wait Until You’re Nice And Relaxed Before Appearing Out Of Nowhere
THE spider lurking behind your skirting board is expected to wait until you are nice and relaxed this evening before ... -
Sky Sports Buy Birthplace Of GAA At Auction
BREAKING NEWS coming from the Allsop auction of 230 properties suggest that Sky Sports have controversially bought Hayes’s Hotel in ...
