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Government To Ban ‘Quinn’ Family Name From Absolutely Everything By 2014
THE GOVERNMENT announced its decision today to ban the family name Quinn from absolutely everything to do with business by ... -
400,000 Commuters Delighted To Not Having Any Interaction With Dublin Bus Drivers Again Today
HUNDREDS OF thousands of commuters said today they were ‘delighted’ to not having any interaction with arrogant Dublin bus drivers ... -
New Laws To Allow Banks Anally Rape Struggling Homeowners Family While They’re Made Watch
THE GOVERNMENT announced today it will pass new laws which will allow banks to anally rape a struggling homeowners entire ... -
AIB Chiefs Probably Masturbating To List Of Mortgage Arrears In A Room Somewhere, Warns Watchdog
A GOVERNMENT watchdog has warned today that AIB chiefs are probably masturbating over a large list of mortgage arrears in ... -
Ger Killally Seems like Is A Bit Of A Prick Anyway, Agrees Nation
THE IRISH nation agreed today that politician and developer, Ger Killally, who was lucky to escape serious injury after a gun ... -
Bankers Warn New Salary Cap Will Only Attract Honest Personnel To The Business
THE Institute of Bankers in Ireland has today warned the government that a cap on bankers’ pay will only attract honest personnel to the business. In ... -
‘Its Our Money Now And We’ll Do Whatever We Fucking like With It’ Says AIB
CHAIRMAN of the Allied Irish Bank David Duffy confirmed today the bank bailout money is now theirs to do whatever they ‘fucking ... -
Facebook To Charge Users To View Their Own Posts
SOCIAL Network giant Facebook has started testing a system that charges users to view their own posts. The ‘promote to yourself’ ... -
Apple Unveils New Taller Skinny Guy Wearing Jeans And Black Shirt
Apple has unveiled the latest version of its tall skinny guy wearing jeans and a black shirt at an event ... -
Mountjoy: Sean Quinn Junior To Patent Worlds First Non-Slip Soap
THEY say you can’t keep a good entrepreneur down, and they may be right, as inmate Sean Quinn Jnr applied for a ...
