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Moses Suing Apple And Samsung Over Tablet Patent
RELIGIOUS leader Moses is suing rival tablet makers Samsung and Apple over the design of their touch screen computer products, which ... -
Facebook Apologises After Confusing Cost Of Market ‘Shares’ With ‘Share Shares’
ANALYSTS at Facebook’s IPO underwriters have admitted today to accidentally pricing actual stock market shares with the social networks own ... -
JobBridge Scheme Extended By 30,000 Places As Government Opens Cotton Picking Plantation In Leitrim
THE GOVERNMENT have announced an extra 30,000 work experience places for people on the dole who wish to avail of ... -
Underpants Bomber Signs 5 Year Contract With Calvin Klein
THE Saudi underpants bomber has signed a five year contract with fashion house Calvin Klein, a spokesman for the company has ... -
Economic Fears Grow As Irish Markets Phone In ‘Sick’ To Work This Morning
TRADERS at Ireland’s ISEQ have warned of more economic turbulence today after the markets failed to turn up for work ... -
Government: New Water Meters To Include ‘Draw Something’ App For First Million Customers
THE GOVERNMENT announced today that all new water meters will include a ‘draw something’ app for the first one million ... -
Fuel Prices Set To Soar After ‘Something Really Complicated Happened Somewhere Foreign Or Something’ , ...
FUEL prices are set to soar even higher this month after ‘something really complicated happened somewhere foreign or something’ say distributors. Four ... -
Unemployed Must ‘Pretend’ To Look For Jobs, Says Burton
THE Minister for Social Protection, Joan Burton, has warned today that the long term unemployed must now ‘pretend’ to look for ... -
Outrage As Students Keep College Town In Jobs
HUNDREDS of distressed Waterford citizens were outraged this week as the annual college RAG festivities devastated the town with large injections ... -
Vatican Makes Bid For Rangers FC
THE VATICAN has made a dramatic bid to buy Rangers FC debt in return for a total conversion to Catholicism and ...
