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World Acting Like The Syrian War Has Gone Away
In some fortuitous news for embattled despot Bashar Al Assad it seems the World has decided to forget there is ... -
Feng Shui Makeover In City Centre Smack Den ‘A Big Hit’ With The Addicts
ANGELIC, enchanting and pulchritudinous were just some of the words used by user Martin ‘Nailers’ Johnson when he described the ... -
Heaslip Warned Against Move To Sunny Climate With Great Food And Beautiful Women By Irish ...
Following today’s announcement that Sean O’Brien is set to stay within the Leinster set up Irish fans have urged Jamie ... -
Carlow Student Can’t Wait To Finish College Degree This Year And Work In CallCentre
CARLOW IT student Timothy Ryan was said to be ecstatic this morning in the knowledge that he has only four ... -
Couple Following Ikea Instructions Can Kiss Goodbye To The Next 6 Hours
WWN can exclusively reveal a Dublin couple spent the majority of this morning, standing over a pile of wood, screws, ... -
Travellers Told To Adopt D4 Accent If They Want To Move In
A controversial site in the salubrious surroundings of Dublin’s Mount Merrion market for a number of families from the travelling ... -
County Footballer Runs Out Of Local Women To Have Sex With
WWN has learnt of the sad plight currently being endured by a prominent inter-county footballer. The Dublin footballer, whose identity ... -
Italians Call For Man With Life Long Erection To Be Treated In Ireland
ITALIANS have today called for ex-president Silvio Berlusconi to be treated for a lifelong erection in Ireland, following news of ... -
Man Wearing Skinny Jeans Has Penis Removed
Dublin student and fashion conscious male Brian Farrell took the drastic step of having his penis surgically removed WWN can ... -
Man Illegally Downloading Movie For First Time Keeps Looking Over His Shoulder
Galway native Stephen O’Brien is on the run from police following his decision last night to download a movie illegally ...
