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Irish People Pure Fucking Mental, Finds Report
IN what is being described as the most comforting yet disturbing report ever carried out on Irish society, researchers from ... -
Adorable: Lad With Flashing Emergency Lights On Work Van Convinced He’s On Really Important Mission
FULL-TIME main character and part-time builder David Dunne is apparently on some sort of urgent operation, according to baffled site ... -
Seasoned Pro Turns Down Volume, Looks Over Shoulder Before Playing WhatsApp Video Friend Sent
CAUGHT out too many times by the infamous moaning woman video prank, as well as various visually explicit and deeply ... -
Local Farmer Breeding Pit-Bull Sheep To Ward Off Dog Attacks
SICK of losing livestock to roaming dogs, local sheep farmer Michael O’Dwyer has defended criticism of his new genetically modified ... -
“Please Outbid Our Own Citizens For Homes,” Government Tells International Property Conference
THE MINISTER for Housing James Browne has assembled a crack team of delegates to join him at the MIPIM property ... -
Aontú Just Happy They’re Not In The News For The Usual Reasons
IRISH POLITICAL party Aontú has expressed its relief at discovering the reason they have hit the headlines is not related ... -
‘Illegal War Crimes Are Illegal’ Insists Lunatic Irish President
PRESIDENT CATHERINE CONNOLLY has caused an outrage in Ireland after publishing comments in which she shamefully suggested that illegal war ... -
Fifth Fight Of The Night Breaks Out In Stoneybatter Pub Over Whether Fontaines D.C Have ...
A DUBLIN pub has had to hire extra security on its premises after an increase in fights between nostalgic, indie ... -
“I’ve No Favourites” – Irish Mothers Refuse To Crack Under 48 Hours Of Interrogation
Interrogation experts drafted in to test the long-standing theory that ALDI-shopping Irish mothers would sooner disown the lot of them ... -
Spurs Getting Relegated Could Create Joy Not Felt Since Leicester Won The League
A CALAMITOUS, hilarity-filled relegation from the Premier League for Tottenham Hotspurs could spark the kind of wild scenes of joy ...
