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Local Man Doesn’t Understand Why Parrott Isn’t Joining Real Madrid For €200mn
ONE LOCAL Irish soccer enthusiast has been left dumbfounded by the rumours Troy Parrott is about to seal a move ... -
Church At A Loss To Explain 30% Decline In Baptisms Over Last Decade
THE CATHOLIC CHURCH in Ireland is at a loss as to pinpoint any reason for why there has been a ... -
Poll: Is Now The Perfect Time To Fear Monger The Public Into Having 3rd Party ...
WITH RECENT high profile incidents leading to calls for more resources and training, is now the perfect time to fear ... -
DUP On Course To Have All Members Jailed For Assaulting Women By 2028
WITH NEWS THAT DUP MP Jim Shannon has been charged with assaulting a woman, crime experts have run the numbers ... -
Dry Spell Sees Farmers Drinking Into Their Winter Supplies Of Stout
FARMERS across the country have reported they are already halfway through their winter supply of stout and have warned many ... -
Garda Would Love To Police Roads But He’s Minding Dublin Castle Barrier For Duration Of ...
AS THE nation’s criminals take advantage of the handful of inexperienced Gardaí left on the beat, a local Garda said ... -
Eastenders Catch-Up: Kathy Beale’s Spacesuit Puncture On Walford’s Mars Bound Rocket Causes Panic
WALFORD remains awash with panic this week as a cut in Kathy Peele’s space suit puts the plan to repair ... -
Local Man Determined To Win Argument With Online Bot No Matter How Long It Takes
A LOCAL MAN who has grown ever more certain he is being rage-baited by an online bot masquerading as a ... -
Local Man Appreciates The Progress In Women-Centred Sexual Experiences & The Empowerment It Brings But ...
LOCAL progressive and sexually liberal man Cian Castigan has once again been at pains to outline to his girlfriend Nuala ... -
200 Kilos Of Cocaine Found On Government Jet
GARDAÍ involved in the extradition of Daniel Kinahan were left red-faced this morning after a routine check of the government ...
