Local Man Determined To Win Argument With Online Bot No Matter How Long It Takes

A LOCAL MAN who has grown ever more certain he is being rage-baited by an online bot masquerading as a real person remains increasingly determined to get the better of them, WWN can reveal.

“I don’t care if this is pointless and futile and that I am acting precisely as a Russian or US bot farm operative wants me to act, I’m going to win this fucking argument if it kills me,” explained Waterford native Fionn Grogan.

Correctly ascertaining that some of the comments by @Preserveourpurity88 bore little relation to the core topic being discussed and made no sense, Grogan could have walked away, learning a valuable lesson in the state of the internet today and how a small percentage of online accounts drive the majority of the discord online.

“Yeah, or, I could teach this little zeroes and ones binary cunt a lesson with some well reasoned statements of facts,” countered Grogan, his blood pressure higher than the satellite being used to transmit the bot’s time-sapping messages.

Cancelling plans for the evening, week and weekend, Grogan suddenly obtained a focus and level of research skills that is never present in his day job and began addressing every divisive posting his inanimate adversary has ever made.

“Haha, you thought I’d back down, well think again I’m going to haunt your every online move,” Grogan said to himself, not allowing his brain to register the fact the bot was also rapidly responding to other marks in Romanian, Dutch, French and Turkish.