THE presence of a multitude of clusterfucks exploding in the face of the Manchester United hierarchy has given football transfer gossip specialists in the sports media the chance to link the club with an innumerable amount of players. Such is the volume of rumoured transfers it can be hard to keep up with who the… Read more »
FANS have identified that Manchester United’s continuing misfortunes could be turned around by signing a world-class ball-playing goalkeeper to improve their abysmal start to the season, as well as attracting a wealthy member of the Saudi elite to just come and buy the whole club up in one go. “If you need our help to… Read more »
“THAT’S not on, United were good enough to come and have a kickabout, there was no need to film. Bit of a betrayal if you ask me” – the views of one critical Twitter user after it emerged BT Sport and Sky Sports have been secretly filming Manchester United being irredeemable bang average for upwards… Read more »
WITH LIVERPOOL drawing with Spurs and Man City thrashing Newcastle it’s clear the biggest story in football from this weekend is as always Manchester United’s ritualistic and sadomasochistic flagellating of themselves for the pleasure of rival fans. Losing to Brighton 4-0 could be among the most embarrassing defeats suffered by Man U in recent years,… Read more »
SPEAKING with absolute authority on a man he had never heard of 72 hours ago, local Manchester United supporter Dave Hanelly can’t stop waxing lyrical about the genius of Ralf Rangnick, WWN can reveal. Confident he has learned Rangnick’s Wikipedia entry off by heart, Hanelly has scoffed at other United fans who confessed to not… Read more »
OLE GUNNAR Solskjaer is seriously fearing for his job now that the United board has confirmed that he ‘can do whatever he wants today’ including having his favourite ice cream, watching his favourite movie and any other things he loves doing. “You wanna go go-karting too Ole? Honestly mate, whatever you want let’s do it,”… Read more »
Manchester United boss David Moyes has told the BBC in a revealing interview that he expects his side to get back to losing ways against Liverpool this Sunday. Liverpool, a surprise contender for the Premier League title this season, sit 4 points behind leaders Chelsea and Moyes has stopped just short of guaranteeing his side… Read more »