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Government Tick ‘Completely Fuck Over CervicalCheck Victims’ Off Their To Do List
THE GOVERNMENT has capped the expenses package promised to victims of the CervicalCheck scandal, with victims only allowed claim on ... -
HSE Stripped Of Right To Call Itself A Health Service
AN INTERNATIONAL health body has stripped the HSE of its right to call itself a health service in the wake ... -
Nation Wants List Of People Being Fired By Fucking Midnight
“The list of fucking people responsible for this fucking heinous debacle needs to be on our fucking desk by midnight, as they need ... -
Cervical Cancer Tests To Automatically Come With 2nd, 3rd & 4th Tests
IRISH WOMEN undergoing cervical cancer checks will now automatically receive a second, third and fourth test in a bid to ... -
Nation 100% Certain Harris Is Up To Something
MINISTER for health Simon Harris’s decision to forgo his St. Patrick’s Day trip to Europe to stay in Ireland and tackle ... -
HSE Aiming For 1,000th Person On Trolley Record
MISTAKENLY thinking they are in line for some massive bonus, senior HSE management have said they will do everything in ... -
Nurses Whinging Again
A SPOKESPERSON for the government and the HSE has expressed their dismay at the fact a social media post from ... -
“How Many Suicides Will It Take?” Government Asked Out Of Curiosity
THE IRISH public has politely asked the government, out of a general curiosity, how bad suicide rates in Ireland have ... -
Beaumont Residents Tell Coast Guard To Fuck Off With Their Lifesaving Bullshit
RESIDENTS in the Beaumont area of Dublin have let the Coast Guard know that they’ve had their fill of all ... -
May & Varadkar Swap Dysfunctional Healthcare System Stories Over The Phone
DESPITE the recent months bringing a legion of disagreements over the Irish border, Taoiseach Leo Varadkar and Theresa May have ... -
Harris ‘Sorry’ Everybody Getting Sick At The Same Time
THIS season’s Minister for Health, Simon Harris, has officially said sorry to patients for the fact they personally got sick at the ... -
People Standing On Two Legs Could Die At Any Moment, Study Reveals
FOLLOWING hot on the heels of a report that revealed people who cannot balance on one leg were likely to ...
