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Pope’s First Year In Charge Marked With An Absolutely Cracking Mass
A packed St. Peter’s Basilica bore witness this morning to what many have called one of the top 10 Masses ... -
JJ Abrams to Assist Malaysian Airline Authorities With ‘Lost’ Flight MH370
DIRECTOR JJ Abrams has agreed to assist Malaysian airline authorities in their search for missing flight MH370. Following days of ... -
People Shocked By Russia’s Crimea Actions Told To Read A History Book
Members of the public who have expressed shock and dismay at Russia’s recent encroachment on the border of Ukraine, specifically ... -
Fyffes And Chiquita Merger Brings End To Violent ‘Banana Wars’
Phallic fruit market to see ease in tensions following announcement of merger. It was the merger the fruit-loving world was ... -
PETA Calls For Patrick’s Day Boycott Over Saints History Of Reptile Abuse
THE People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) has called for a worldwide ban on St.Patricks day celebrations due ... -
The Secret Minister – Lost In Translation
Being bumped from a prominent speaking slot at the EPP conference at the last minute to accommodate Bono is not ... -
‘International Men’s Day Better’ Say Men
Men around the world have been quick to point out that International Men’s Day is a far superior day to ... -
“Invading Developing Countries Is Kinda Our Job” Obama Warns Russia
IN HIS starkest warning yet, President of the United States, Barack Obama told Russian President Vladimir Putin that his ... -
Men Are Just Horrible
A scientific study has confirmed what was widely suspected by society for some time: men are just horrible. A ... -
Digital Artist Gives Future Impression Of What Kim Jong Un’s Baby May Look Like
A DIGITAL artist with a background in genetics was given the task of predicting what the face of North Korean ...