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US Senate Passes Bill Giving Guns The Right To Bear Arms
IN the clearest indication yet that American lawmakers are taking the threat posed to guns by lone individuals seeking to ... -
Refugees Would Stand A Better Chance If They Were Gorillas, Admits UN
MARKING World Refugee Day yesterday, the UN confessed to the fact that if refugees displaced from their homeland for a ... -
Media Claims Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant For 4,467th Time
THE MEDIA has confirmed for the 4,467th in the last few years that actress Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. While it ... -
Irish Fans Rescue Kidnapped Schoolgirls From Boko Haram
UP TO 200 missing Nigerian schoolgirls have been freed after over two years in captivity, after a hundred or so Irish ... -
Cheers As Thames River Police Humanely Sink Geldof & Farage Flotillas, Killing Everyone On Board
THOUSANDS of spectators cheered on Thames river police officers this evening after they humanely sank several flotillas, drowning dozens of ... -
Coherent Arguments Latest Casualty In Orlando Shooting
AS people around the world desperately try to come to terms with the unspeakable horrors visited upon members of Orlando’s ... -
Royals Celebrate Birthday With Ritual Human Sacrifice In London
THOUSAND’S of Royal enthusiasts have flocked to London today to mark the official 90th birthday of the Queen of England and the ... -
Bernie Sanders Provokes World’s Largest “Ah Bless Him”
AN EXCLAMATION of “ah bless him” powerful enough to register on the Richter scale was recorded last night, after Democratic ... -
Dead Refugees Criticised For Appalling D-Day Landing Reenactments
THE ANNIVERSARY of the historic D-Day landings has been marred by appalling and insulting reenactments carried out by dead refugees, ... -
America Fucked
AMERICA has been branded ‘completely fucked’ today after news that Hillary Clinton has effectively clinched the Democratic nomination for US president. Stuck ...
