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FUCKIN FLYING ANTS EVERYWHERE
WWN has today received troubling reports from freaking out civilians, claiming that there are swarms of fuckin flying ants everywhere. The government ... -
Met Éireann Issue Sticky Scrotum Warning For Remainder Of This Week
WEATHER forecasters are giving a ‘sticky scrotum warning’ for the remainder of this week, with temperatures set to reach into ... -
Dublin UFC Fans Treated To 154 Bonus Fights On Way Home
IRISH Ultimate Fighting enthusiasts who attended the Fight Night 46 event in Dublin on Saturday night were treated to over ... -
Irish Garth Brooks Fan Self Immolates In Concert Protest [GRAPHIC CONTENT]
A COUNTY Waterford man has set himself on fire in the city centre, this morning in an apparent protest over ... -
“Suppose It’s Time To Start Hating My Republican Friends Again”, Sighs Loyalist Teenager
BELFAST teenager Ian Prendergast is yet again preparing to hate his Republican pals for the next few days, as the ... -
“No, No, No…Don’t Get Me Wrong, Wearing Yoga Pants Is Fine!” Backtracks Donegal priest
A CATHOLIC priest who warned his parishioners they were putting their souls in jeopardy by taking part in yoga classes ... -
‘Streets A Safer Place Without 80-Year-Old Peace Activist’, Insists Minister for Justice
THEÂ people of Ireland breathed a sigh of relief today as Minister for justice Frances Fitzgerald announced that the notorious criminal ... -
Croke Park Residents Wondering What Else They Can Accomplish
MEMBERS of the Croke Park Residents Association, who successfully opposed five consecutive Garth Brooks concerts, were yesterday musing over what ... -
Banshee Sightings Down 100%
A NEW report from the Irish Mythological Association has revealed an alarming decline in Banshee sightings over the past decade. ... -
UN Send Peacekeeping Mission To Croke Park
THE latest twist in the seemingly unending tale of the great Garth Brooks concert debate has finally seen the intervention ... -
Coast Guard Apologises For Rescuing Jedward
THE Skerries Coast Guard have this morning issued a full and frank apology following last night’s dramatic rescue of a ... -
Punch 4 Punch Internet Craze Welcomed By Struggling Tabloids
IN a boost to dwindling newspaper sales, the tabloid media have rejoiced after a new internet-based craze has given them ...
