Man Determined To Enjoy Irish Summer Freezing His Bollocks Off In Beer Garden

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DESPITE the cool blustery conditions synonymous with every Irish season, Limerick man Luke Walsh is determined to enjoy his half day off from work by sending colleagues a picture of a nice cold pint of wheat beer, but opting to leave out his ice cold set of testicles.

Finishing early, Walsh set out on his gloating mission at 2pm, quickly making his way to his favourite beer garden, which was now an empty lot of weathered picnic tables.

“I knew I should have brought me big coat,” the 32-year-old muttered to himself over his now chattering teeth, “oh the lads in work are going to be super jelly when they see this pint… now if only I could pick it up its so cold”.

Dreaming of future days of global warming, Walsh contemplated going back inside the warm pub but realised he risked the news of his freezing bollocks become public knowledge.

“If one of the lads comes in to join me and I’m not outside, then this whole stunt is pointless,” he thought, pulling his sleeves over his hands so he could pick up his pint while shoving beer mats under his jacket to protect him from the cold.

Braving it to 6pm, the now hypothermic Walsh failed to welcome his work colleagues as they entered the beer garden to join him, before he then keeled over with a solid thud onto the ground.

“I’ll be okay once I get a few more more into me,” he promised, before losing all consciousness and succumbing to the Irish summer.

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