Tag: weather

Storm Barra ‘Welcome Change’ To Recent Bad News

THE battering of the west coast by Storm Barra has been met with praise by journalists across the country, who had grown weary of constant stories about Covid, new variants, restrictions and all that jazz. “Power outages! Oh, how I’ve prayed for power outages!” said one of our fellow members of the Irish Brotherhood Of… Read more »

Heavy Rain Forecast, Thank Fuck

FEARS that the nation would head into the winter with nothing to keep the dust down have been allayed by Met Éireann, who have confirmed that a long-awaited heavy rain was on the way. Following weeks of unseasonably mild conditions, the majority of Ireland is expected to receive a fair drop of rain over the… Read more »

Local Man Warming To This Climate Change Craic

DESPITE biblical wildfires, floods, landslides, and general chaos worldwide, local man Gerry Taylor welcomed this climate change craic while bathing in the hot summer sun in his back yard, WWN can confirm. “At least all that mad stuff isn’t happening here,” the 43-year-old dad told himself, unaware his location in Ireland is one of hundreds… Read more »

Warm As Fuck These Days, Scientists Confirm

REPORTS of record-breaking temperatures from around the world from North America to Iraq has led scientists to confirm that their worst fears are being realised; it is, and will continue to be for some time, fierce warm out there. The spike in temperatures, which saw a rise in deaths in Canada as well as power… Read more »

Sydney Sent Irish Weather Conditions In Major Weather Mix Up

THE INTERNATIONAL Meteorological Authority has been embroiled in a scandal following a ‘systems failure’ which led to areas in and around Sydney, Australia being subjected to weather conditions reserved and earmarked for Ireland. The IMA, an international weather body put in charge of the world’s weather after the end of the second world war, has… Read more »