Tag: weather

Warmer Outside Than In, Confirms Waterford Mother

CLIMATE change? Poor insulation? Magic? Whatever the explanation, one woman WWN spoke too on the subject of temperatures is adamant that she’s warmer when she’s outside exposed to the elements than when she’s inside her Waterford home. Mother-of-four Sheila O’Neal made the announcement about the heat of her house this morning at 11am after returning… Read more »

Status Red Warning Issued For Bread Memes

IN LIGHT of the impending storm making landfall on Ireland, the public has been urged to prepare itself for floods of ‘hilarious’ bread based memes, with torrential downpours of lame, bread-based humour expected. “Gales of gas bastards will flurry across the country this afternoon with their seasonal based, gluton free jokes, resembling what can only be… Read more »

How To Make The Most Of The Rain

AS MANY parts of the country see warm weather give way to the sort of sporadic rainfall the Department of Tourism never show on its shiny adverts promoting Ireland to tourists abroad, the Irish public has reluctantly rummaged around to find its rain jacket, wellies, cheap umbrella that always breaks, change of clothes and the… Read more »