Tag: weather

Giant Weather Dick Heading Straight For Ireland

MET Éireann have issued an orange weather warning for the southwest of the country after satellite imagery revealed a big wet weather mickey moving swiftly across the Atlantic towards us. “It’s a real throbber guys, better get yourselves all limbered up for this one,” read an official statement from meteorologists, before going on to warn… Read more »

Storm Barra ‘Welcome Change’ To Recent Bad News

THE battering of the west coast by Storm Barra has been met with praise by journalists across the country, who had grown weary of constant stories about Covid, new variants, restrictions and all that jazz. “Power outages! Oh, how I’ve prayed for power outages!” said one of our fellow members of the Irish Brotherhood Of… Read more »

Heavy Rain Forecast, Thank Fuck

FEARS that the nation would head into the winter with nothing to keep the dust down have been allayed by Met Éireann, who have confirmed that a long-awaited heavy rain was on the way. Following weeks of unseasonably mild conditions, the majority of Ireland is expected to receive a fair drop of rain over the… Read more »

Local Man Warming To This Climate Change Craic

DESPITE biblical wildfires, floods, landslides, and general chaos worldwide, local man Gerry Taylor welcomed this climate change craic while bathing in the hot summer sun in his back yard, WWN can confirm. “At least all that mad stuff isn’t happening here,” the 43-year-old dad told himself, unaware his location in Ireland is one of hundreds… Read more »