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Giant Weather Dick Heading Straight For Ireland
MET Éireann have issued an orange weather warning for the southwest of the country after satellite imagery revealed a big ... -
“We Needed That Sup Of Rain” Says Local Man, In Unique Remark
CHANGING weather-based conversations in Ireland forever, one local man has made a unique and indelible contribution to discussions which could ... -
Met Éireann Issue ‘Don’t Go Too Mad Now’ Weather Warning
AMID a heatwave which could see temperatures rise above 10 degrees, Met Éireann has been forced to issue a rarely ... -
Man Who Spent Last 8 Months Complaining About Cold Weather Now Complaining About Hot Weather
IN a surprising turn of events, a Waterford local who constantly pissed and moaned about cold and wet weather since ... -
Nation Advised To Bunker Down As Storm Keating Approaches
HOPES that a media flurry surrounding Ronan Keating’s wife Storm would not impact Ireland have been dashed today, as Met ... -
Storm Barra ‘Welcome Change’ To Recent Bad News
THE battering of the west coast by Storm Barra has been met with praise by journalists across the country, who ... -
Worst Fears Realised As Storm Barra Carrying 130kph Gusts Of Omicron
“WHAT IN the ever shitting Christ,” marveled Met Éireann HQ personnel as they monitored the incoming Storm Barra, their worst ... -
Heavy Rain Forecast, Thank Fuck
FEARS that the nation would head into the winter with nothing to keep the dust down have been allayed by ... -
Sunburned? Try These Simple Homemade Remedies
SUNBURN is no fun. Most of us know that unmistakably intense pain and irritable itchiness, but you don’t have to ... -
Local Man Warming To This Climate Change Craic
DESPITE biblical wildfires, floods, landslides, and general chaos worldwide, local man Gerry Taylor welcomed this climate change craic while bathing ... -
How To Stay Cool In Hot Weather
EXPERIENCING unbearably hot and humid weather? We consulted experts and readers to produce the essential guide on how to keep ... -
Warm As Fuck These Days, Scientists Confirm
REPORTS of record-breaking temperatures from around the world from North America to Iraq has led scientists to confirm that their ...
