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Sure, God Love Him
FACEBOOK founder Mark Zuckerberg announced yesterday that the company is to change its parent company name to ‘Meta’ as part ... -
Zuckerberg To Spend Nice Relaxing Evening Listening In To Everyone’s Calls
AFTER yet another busy and stressful day at Facebook HQ, American technology entrepreneur Mark Zuckerberg kicked off his $4 Walmart trainers ... -
Zuckerberg Bombarded With Facebook Ads For Suits, Haircuts
FACEBOOK Tsar Mark Zuckerberg is currently suffering from repetitive strain injury in his wrist, caused by having to ceaselessly click ... -
“I Found The Problem” Zuckerberg Finds Rusty Old Wrench Jamming Server
FOLLOWING months of pressure from some of the world’s leading nations and security agencies, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg has finally ... -
“Here’s Some Settings, Now Fuck Off”
FACEBOOK CEO Mark Zuckerberg has responded to the data breach controversy involving Cambridge Analytica yesterday by introducing some new settings, ... -
“I’m Fixing It” Zuckerberg Calmly Douses Facebook HQ In Petrol
STAFF at Facebook’s headquarters in California have been advised by senior members not ask anymore questions as the company’s owner ...
